If Wynncraft Was Real... {memed}

WARNING!!!
By clicking on this spoiler, you must agree to face the stupidest, and the most corny jokes that I have ever thought of. If you can not handle this mess that I am about to witness, I recommend you click out right now. But if you are a brave soul, they continue through this monstrous trash.

Spoiler: WARNING!!!

Hello.... It's me... JOHN CENA! (This is just the beginning of the torture that you will read in this thread)

Yes, I do have an excuse for not posting this for a long time. I guess one word can explain it all.... Oh wait... 2 words... SCHOOL WORK! And no, I'm totally not re-doing this entire thread because my other thread totally didn't get accidentally deleted (I cri evrytim)
But anyways, I'm gonna stop wasting your time
(Hell with it, why the hell are you even reading this-)
Hey! Stop it! I'm trying to write something-
(You suck Wynncraftian)
SUCK DEEZ NUTZ! Oh wait.. I just insulted myself... Crap

ANYWAYS! Before my idiotic other half of myself interrupted me, (That brain fart) I'l going to get right into this crap

If Wynncraft was Real:

1) Teemo is hidden somewhere in Wynncraft. Oh sorry, because of copy right reasons, I might have to change his name to Temo.... But anyways, Shattered Minds... Obviously, Teemo drugged you with Shrooms before sticking his wooden tube up your-
(Eyyy distraction lmao)

2) Snoop Dogg was dealing weed to citizens. Have you ever went farming, and got "green powder?" You might not know this, but it's actually meant to be weed. How do I know it? Even the art shows that it's weed. It's legit a barrel of the mari - jeh - wanna. And also, green powder gives you sharpness on weapons. That represents exactly how smoking that would hurt you harder than the addition of Riven did to the league community (Old Keyori joke).

3) Shattered Minds.I said it before, and I'm going to say it again. This is pretty self explanatory if you've done this quest. But since this is a meme part, the requirements tell me to list at least 5 meme jokes in here before I finish this thread. So you guys, know how Yahya was lvl 9001 at the end? Yeah... I guess you could say his power level was OVER 9000!!!!

4) Sherk. The word says it all... And for copyright reasons, they changed his name from S H R E K to Sherk. Sherk is love... Sherk is life...

5) [Ran out of ideas] Ehm... Damnnn Daniel, back at it again with that white... Ehm... Horse?

I ran out of ideas quick for this one... And I also have to study for 3 quizzes and 4 projects that I need to do... So that's all I had time for xD. And I'm sorry if you guys actually enjoyed these threads and actually looked out for if Wynncraft Was Real (Seriously, who likes this shit anyways?)
Anyways, I'll see you guys in game.. And I should probably start my science project before I get in trouble.... ;-;

 

this is a forums not a youtube video :P

 

Oh right... inb4 copyright kicked me in the ass. (And also that was a joke for the Sherk part :P )

 

Removed for reacting to his previous comment, thus, violating Copyright.

 

THE REFERENCE LMAO (seriously what were they thinking)
In b4 shitposting.