Using Monsters And Items For Wordplay

When Grian was testing out the new Gavel patch, he was wearing his beautiful _______.
(Wait what the hell are there...)

Spoiler: Don't believe these are real? (Click here)

 

I recommend you remove that from your inventory. Keeping one of those can result in some punishment.

 

I didn't keep it, after the guild war ended, it was deleted from my inventory...

 

Man, that guy had a really bad car accident. He must've had a injury

 

Ah alright.

________________________________

Damn, I really want that

 

;)
{Since I commented here I might as well make another pun}

After I finished doing the Memory of Paranoia quest, all the memories felt so Eth____.

 

You do realize that my name is Daniel... and I h8 that phrase!

 

Seems you beat me to the weapons referencing Undertale...

 

I was bored so I wrote a story out of weapon and armor names. I don't feel like getting all the screenshots so all of the items are in brackets.

Spoiler: My Really Bad Story

[The Traveler] wandered a long way in order to retrieve a [Jungle Artifact] he found while exploring an abandoned [Tower] near Troms. He pushed his way through the brush and [Fern]s, enduring many nights of [Rainstorm]s as the water [Cascade]ed off of the canopy leaves and onto his tent. When a [Viper] made its way into his tent he was awoken by the light from the [Sunrise] and [Bolt]ed from his tent just in time. Had he been injected with the snake's [Venom], he would not have survived. He killed the snake with [Someone Else's Knife] that he borrowed and continued on his journey.

Once he was packed up, the traveler consulted his [Faded] map, only to realize he had no idea where he was. He hiked to a nearby [Hilltop] to see if he could find any landmarks that could indicate his location. Stepping out from underneath the [Canopy], he covered his eyes from the blinding [Sunray]s and looked around. Suddenly recognizing where he was, the traveler felt a [Jolt of Inspiration], as he could see the tower in the distance.

Night soon came, but the traveler decided to continue traveling through the night so he could get to the tower sooner. He pulled his [Ragged] jacket around his shoulders and held a [Burning Torch] as the darkness settled in the jungle.

Many times throughout the night the traveler was startled by a [Screech] from an animal somewhere nearby. His stomach grumbled, and the traveler considered setting camp for the night. But not soon enough he approached a [Dust]y [StoneWall]. He finally made it to the tower! His [Hunger] [Forgotten], the traveler circled the building until he found the [Rotten Wood] door. The [Rust]y hinges squealed loudly, echoing throughout the silent jungle. Stepping inside, the traveler looked around. Dark stains on the broken floor indicated [Bloodshed], and skeletons and abandoned armor and weapons crowded against the wall. Shoving away his growing [Regrets], the traveler pushed on, his torch banishing the inky [Black]ness as he started down the dark staircase.

The traveler finally reached the end of the spiral staircase and stepped into the room at the bottom. The large room was decorated only by [Eleven] gargoyle [Statue]s and a [Hydra] statue. The hydra had a large [Sparkles]ing [Jewel] in its open mouth. Doing a small dance in [Celebration], the traveler took the large gem and started his way back home.

The End.

 

Some of these aren't even puns. They're just item names used in a sentence ;-;

 

Puns =/= Wordplay

 

buzzkill

 

(no picture :-:)

When a moderator sees you hacking, Grian hits you with his


Banhammer

 

Children! Eyes and ears on the main

(moi obviously)

 

...The mods ban the players themselves....

 

In Igbar's appeal video, Greeun has an axe/hammer.

 

:I

 

den daz ur fault. Change name o3o

 

I can't change my name I'm not 21...

 

e·the·re·al

əˈTHirēəl/

adjective

1.

extremely delicate and light in a way that seems too perfect for this world

I think you mean "vivid" or "real."