The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, But everybodys idiots expect you

i wish for a yoyo that does all the tricks, without me putting any effort into.

 

granted but one day it will play a trick on you! by wrapping itself round your neck till you die

I wish that wynncraft had more servers online

 

Granted, but you are banned from the Wynn network.

I wish for Fallout 5

 

granted, but for the amount of violance its gets banned the next hour

i wish for super speed thinking abilitys.

 

Granted, but you get super slow movement.

I wish for bags upon bags of chewy Lego Gummies.

 

Granted, but there all hard as normal legos :D But 10x more tasy :D im in a good mood.

i wish i knew what everybody was gonna say, before there gonna say it.

 

Granted, but they get to know what you're going to say as well.

I wish for an adventure.

 

Granted, but that adventure is very cruel... you take so much pain, no water, no food.. and your starving..

i wish for super human strength

 

Granted, but you are vulnerable at the same time.

I wish for Fruma to come out.

 

Granted, But you loose all your lvls every single time you enter a place in fruma

i wish for dern to come out, and while that happens i become lvl 250.

 

Granted, but you lose all your gear because you die with 2 SP.

I wish Fruma comes out "soon"

 

meh, who cares and you forgot your wish.

 

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Granted, but no one can go in it.

I wish I could go treasure hunting.

 

Granted, but after taking the treasure, a treasure guardian stabs you in the chest with a spear and you bleed out and die.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

 

Granted, but an idiot time travels ad cause a time paradox ripping apart the very fabric of time and destroying the universe

I wish that I had a wish I didn't wish

 

Granted, but while im telling you the bad thing about the wish, you read this
1: Read number 3
2: Read number 1
3: Read number 2
and you dont stop reading it, ever again :)

i wish for air.

 

Granted, but the air is toxic


I wish I didn't wish this

 

Granted, Nothing happend like you wanted it too, but then water suddenly flooded your house...

i wish for shoes that have wheels under them so i can skate.

 

Granted, you slip and smash your head onto the ground, leaving a bloody mess.

I wish for Deez nutz

 

those exist