Describe A Game Badly

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Explain a game badly. Or in a simple way that's a not a good explanation. Just make it funny :)


Example: Submachine

A guy splits his arm into 7 layers of reality, which allows him to make portals that destroy the fabric of reality.


Example 2: Wynncraft

You go around killing stuff and helping people. You end up killing the best hero in the world, de-throneing a giant company that only wants to look at old stuff, kill death, and fight the only lady in the world who can stop this evil plant-dieing disease

 

WHOAH DUDE YOU PLAY SUBMACHINE?
I thought I was the only one

Submachine: some dude with a magic arm did crazy portal stuff and now you're stuck in some weird place and you need to leave
Minecraft: you can do literally anything you want if you have coding skills and five years of spare time

 

Undertale:

Play as a squinty-eyed dora the explorer on your epic journey to make friends with a spaghetti-making skeleton, a romantic fish-and-dinosaur couple, a goat mom, a guy with a head that looks like an egg with horns, a psychopathic daisy, a fat and lazy skeleton who can kick your ass if you try to kill his friends, a midget dinosaur who has no arms, a depressed ghost who can cry tophats, and an evil mannequin ghost thing. Or brutally slaugher all of said friends because reasons.



Pokemon: Enslave forest animals by throwing your balls at them. Then make them fight to the death because childs are entertained by this. Also there is a pokemon that is literally an icecream cone.

 

I finished all 10 games. I did have to use a walkthrough for a bit though... The ending was truly unexpected. I swore they were dead in 9, but the note in 10 proved that wrong. Whenever I try to explain it to people its too complicated for them and they don't understand a single word.


COD ghosts: You try to destroy some latino guys who want to wage war on the usa through space and stuff and you join a group of people who are supposed to be dead run by some old guy who's also your dad and I think your dog dies

 

Actually I'm pretty sure they were dead in number 9 but time travel magic witchcraft happened

 

Every MMO:

Become the "only legendary hero" in a world full of equally legendary heros, be asked on the same tasks as millions, despite how many of whatever fetchquest item that mofo is hoarding, slaughter billions of creatures only for them to re-materialize out of thin air to be slaughtered again, and then beat the final boss.... Until the new expansion this 2016! ;3

 

It's more accurate with MMORPG than just MMO actually

 

Sims:
You live vicariously through virtual people, usually building an outrageous home for them or making them pee their pants/murdering them.

 

Naw it says in 10 that they built fake tombs for them and placed them right next to each other. Which explains how we thought they were dead when we say their tombs in 9

 

tru

 

Call of Duty:
Bang Bang (INTO THE ROOM)

Xcom:
You get to fight really easy aliens!

Undertale:
You get to befriend monsters! Or brutally kill them, your choice.

 

Undertale:
Stupid game about stupid things and you stupid the stupid monsters and hug them until they die.


Garry's Mod:
people can combust yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhh

Star Wars Battlefront
be a storm trooper and murder innocent ppl or murder the guilty as a rebel. 1938284927583947 gamemodes available. Also you can murder luke groundrunner (pls understand it) which is nice


Fallout4

Nuke, everybody dies, you must survive.


Who's Your Daddy
COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!11!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!1!!!!1!!1!!1!!1!!!!!!!!

 

Portal 2
You wake up with a psychotic robot guiding you, and you take a potato with and eye and kill some random death machine with a gun

 

TF2:


(I find it funny that my two favorite classes are engineer and pyro)

 

Undertale: Young girl loses memories, resets other's memories, and then tests her powers by killing everyone.
Fallout 4: Nomad gets frozen and meets a guy named Preston Gravy who wants him to help another settlement. You then act on a murder spree in trying to find your 210 year old son named Father.
Pokemon: Human enslaves animals for personal gain.
Spongebob BFBB: Sea-dwelling sponge does chores and hordes underwear to stop himself from destroying the town

 

Fire Emblem Awakening:
S SUPPORT EVERY FREAKING PERSON WITH YOUR EPIC STRATEGY SKILLS.

OH MY GOD TIME TO MARRY A 1000 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL THIS IS PERFECTLY LEGAL.

Mario Bros:
Jump. Jump. Pipe. Jump. Goomba. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump.

Skyrim:
Kill shit
And explore crap
And be a cat
And don't ride a dragon without paying real money

 

Split/Second
Race fake cars and blow **** up while racing for the sake of Reality TV.

Starring: Explosions
Developer: Michael Bay wannabe

Need for Speed Rivals
This game lacks cars, it just has stupid looking sports cars and supercars.
You are just minding your own business, driving and enjoying the morning air and driving safely.
Because you drive a friggin Porsche, Corvette, or Mustang, that is suspicious and cops driving at 2334792847 miles per hour start chasing you.

Starring: Drifting
Idiot civilian drivers
Extremely suspicious LSPD

Life is Strange

Spoiler: If you hate spoilers, don't click this.

Take a walk in the shoes of some random girl with a lesbian friend as you and her go and a journey and misuse your rewinding power.

Featuring outdated references that no one gets, it makes you feel like your time is being wasted as you create your own story of you and the lesbian punk girl who dies multiple times because she is stupid enough to repeatedly put herself in dangerous situations, you must soon decide on a difficult choice after going through the last episode in the story where virtually nothing you did in the previous episodes makes a difference.

Every CoD game ever:
People with sniper rifles running around to find people and kill them, while people with assault rifles hide in corners and wait.
A lot of these people also happened to have slept with your mom.

Minecraft:
Where many noobs talk about Undertale, advertise servers, hackusate, and try to scare people into doing things for them. Very little players actually play minecraft in minecraft.

 

Not bad, but I think this suits it better

COD:

You shoot a guy over and over again as he runs at you but he's still alive. He then one shots you with a knife.

 

Every competitive game:
Salt.

 

Dark Souls:
Relight a fire.