I Don't Even Know Why

The lagend of pund

The conquering of the punnyness

Out of all the people and places the punny star could’ve land, it landed on the one and only Kebab. The others mission is to remove the punnyness from Kebab.

“I know why y’all looking at me,” shouted Kebab “‘Cause I’m getting starring in all the news! MUA AHAH”


Phase 1: The invasion

As Kebab roam throught the streets of York New, he came across a group of 1980s gangster and start breaking their ears with his punnyness.

“You see this fan i got,” Kebab asked friviously “It’s more fancy than all tha money you rob last week”

As he spoke their ears shattered and broke into 10,357,091 pieces. There were speechless while they vomit out rainbow cheerios. They knew they were defeated. While the scene was seen by many colleges, they hid their dorm as best as they could, but it wans’t enough.

“You think the dorm is safe,” Kebab ask angrily “I’m gonna dorminate all you people”

KABOOM!! As all the building explodes into pieces, there wasn’t nothing left except a bown of KOKO Krunch cereal. Cheerios flying everywhere. As the town grew quieter and quieter


Phase 2: Drone SPI

As Kebab goes through cities and cities make puns liek. “Y’all wanna know how the sky communicate? They use skype” or even worse “Y’all better watch movies with trees! It’s in tree-dimension” But hope is not lost with the Perk Man Government. They sent a drone called SPI or the Super Human Intelligence to figure out a way to take Kebab down. But a week later they were caught by flying too close to Kebab.

“Oy! I saw u a week before this, I knew something was suspicious,” shouted Kebab “Well! Now I found your weekness, MUAHAHAHA!”

As he keep making puns specifically for the Drone, it shattered in to pieces and lucky charms cereal came out of it. Leaving nothing except cereal to be forgotten.


Phase 3: Using Nature

The Perk Man Government reliazed that using drone is too obvious for a smart and intellectual guy like Kebab. So they set up controllers and cameras on the bees. They were roaming in fast. Getting all the bees to spy on Kebab, but they set up too much, and the bee were swarming him.

“Y’all think y’all can spy on me?” he shouted “Well you have to bee very beecareful, y’all should put this spying beehind you stupid lil’ beegle”

The words hit harder than a truck, it smashed through the swarm, shattering and turning all bee into Froot Loops all fallen once again to be forgotten.

“Well!” Kebab continue “Y’all gotta get beezy doing work! MUAHAHAHAHA”

The sounds reach the whole city, including PMG Base 1, everything shattered and turned into Coco Balls.


Phase 4: Playtime is over

After deciding that there may be a secret Weakness to Kebab, they decided that it’s a waste of time and they should just use headphones with loud music so they can hear all the puns Kabab is making. They decided that playtime is over, now we must use all of our equitment and strength and remove the punnyness from Kebab so they would can live safely again.


(i'll continue to continue this story, but you can also add staries too, just make it go together)

 

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it's emmm uhh stuff with puns and Kebab and hjafj fha nk

 

OH okay :D

 

the thing that come next is... When Kebab is roaming around on them streets. @Rubix Titan and his friends started throwing rubix cubes at him. But it does nothing. Kebab yelled "STHAP THROWING THOSE THINGS AT ME, YOU"RE GONNA THROWUP" as rubix knew this was his last moment if his life. he thre down this last 6x6 rubix cube and attempt to deal damage to KEBAB, but it was useless. KEBAB IS YTOO STRONG. As Rubix shattered into 759170 Grians, all the Grians started chocking on Ferrero Rochers and threw up forever on

 

Your name should be Pun Master 69

 

Fushback: IF you've read tah first part we all knwo a comet laned on KEBAB, but whee did it came from? Well we'll all need to go back to planey LENNY 696996 where all them puns are created. the leader was none but who knows IgbarVonSalted. YEsh i did just combined 2 plpel They were the master of this they turture Sqow to create puns all over the palce, killing all the starts they ever faced. becomgin the biggest 699 kingdom of all time. when they knew that EORUT has the perfect place to stay. they send in a comet to hit one random person an that is, KEBAB

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You're Not Allowed to :(

 

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