Why Did Thy Chicken Cross Thy Road?

Ritherlas · Jan 31, 2016

MapleJava said: ↑

To get to the idiots house.

Knock Knock
Click to expand...

MapleJava lives next door, you've got the wrong house

Zelefant · Jan 31, 2016

because there was someone on the other side he wanted to meet

and it was a hot CHICK

ba dum tss

[Pun battle initiated]

Binkie · Jan 31, 2016

Chicken crossed the road bc he's a chiken nugget

MapleJava · Feb 1, 2016

Ritherlas said: ↑

MapleJava lives next door, you've got the wrong house
Click to expand...

Thanks for the free pizza. Didnt knew you called Dominos™

SuperMatt11 · Feb 25, 2016

Francis12qwasyx said: ↑

Cluck, oh, oh
Cluck, oh, oh
Cluck, oh, oh
Cluoohck
Im waking up to straw and feed,
I brush my feathers and pick my food
I do my due and lay my eggs
(Sound of egg being laid)

Im breaking out, ruffling my feathers, then checking out of the chicken farm,
This is it, my great escape
Cluck

Im ready now, i feel it in my wings,
enough to make my feathers swing,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad

I lay my eggs, ruffl' my wings,
This is the end of it, i suppose,
I take my step onto the busy street
Cluck!

Im ready now, i feel it in my wings,
enough to make my feathers swing,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad

Halfway across, still havnt died,
A single speeding driver... straight in my side...

Im ready now, i feel it in my wings,
enough to make my feathers swing,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad

A tragic story about a chicken that tries to escape the limitations of its farm and dies on the way to freedom.
Your move Robin.
Click to expand...

Best one yet.

llllllllllllll · Feb 27, 2016

Ritherlas said: ↑

Heres how it works

I will now say

"why did thy chicken cross thy road"

and you guys come up with reasons why

3 2 1 GO
Click to expand...

Hello
It's me
I've been wondering what else is on neflix
Wait there's a tv shop across the street
Gotta go fast
NOO THERES A GODAMN CARRRRR
I MUST'VE SEEN THIS ONCE ONLYYY
OH NOO
RIP
*Sad airhorn music
*IGN 10/10

Rawb · Feb 27, 2016

........to get to the other side.....duh

Mistrise Mystic · Feb 27, 2016

Thats why

SuperMatt11 · Feb 28, 2016

THINK OF THE POOR CHICKENS!!!

Mistrise Mystic · Mar 1, 2016

SuperMatt11 said: ↑

THINK OF THE POOR CHICKENS!!!

Click to expand...

Naaaahhh.

Log in or Sign up

Why Did Thy Chicken Cross Thy Road?

Ritherlas A banished Elf seeking a new life.

Zelefant wizard fortress will return one day HERO

Binkie If being hot is a crime, arrest me. VIP+

MapleJava Simplay Here

SuperMatt11 I am your leader; you are my lifelong slave.

llllllllllllll Famous Adventurer

Rawb Disciple of Bak'al

Mistrise Mystic Surfing winds and chasing windfalls HERO

SuperMatt11 I am your leader; you are my lifelong slave.

Mistrise Mystic Surfing winds and chasing windfalls HERO