How Each Weapon Looks

Now, I am not trying to be offensive. I apologize if I insult your favorite looking weapon, this is supposed to just be funny. I legit love all the weapon models, this is just kind of my comedic look at them.

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-Mage-

Neutral: A stick. Legit a stick?

Advanced: A bigger stick. Hurrah...

Thunder: Aye its a... What is this exactly? Floating lightning ball?

Water: I am gonna smack you with this lamp post! And little blue floaty thing!

Air: Cloud on a stick.

Fire: What is this? A freaking candle stick?

Earth: Is this just legit a giant flower?

Multi: Are you sure this ain't ice? I feel like Elsa, the wand has like a snowball on top!

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-Assassin-

Neutral: Finally! I knife instead of sheers! What did you expect me to do with sheers? Cut villager noses?

Advanced: Blinging it!

Thunder: I am the beast! Fear my claws!

Water: Yar! I'm a pirate!

Air: Idk if this is a katana or a scimitar, but I like it

Fire: Does this even have a blade or is it just a flame thrower?

Earth: Screw assassin, I'm a boxer now!

Multi: Wait, hold up. Why does the pommel look so much heavier than the blade?

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-Warrior-

Neutral: How much more basic can we get?

Advanced: Glave time?

Thunder: I thought I was a warrior? This looks more like an assassin...

Water: Let's go fishing!

Air: I am the grim reaper! Fear me!

Fire: Low level: Giant rod, small blade. High level: Giant blade small rod. Why you no consistent?

Earth: I wana beeeeeeee, your sledge hammer!

Multi: Why the heck is it so long!?!?

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-Archer-

Neutral: Its a bow. Yeah.

Advanced: Long bow. Improvement.

Thunder: How am I not electrocuting my own hand???

Water: Bubbles?

Air: Do the limbs like, split or something? I thought this was rustic, not modern!

Fire: What the actual heck? Who puts a freaking anvil on a bow? And how do I even pull the string?

Earth: Time to act like a castle guard! Cuz who else uses crossbows?

Multi: Seems like you would expect. A bit flat.

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Do you agree with this? Tell me what you think!

 

The different tiers are also hilarious.
You got a big mama candle sticks and then a torch

 

Yeah, the weapon models look a bit silly :p

 

That's what she said.
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she doesn't even have a wand get your information right. <3

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Yeah sure, very funny to make fun of @FirecatHD 's hard work.

 

I don't think he called them ugly, I sure think they are amazing!

 

I love all the models, they are just funny when you pick at them