Media This Week In Wynncraft #2 (1/17/16)

Ladies and gentlemen, you all know what time it is for...

It's time for...
ADVENTURE TI-
WAIT WHO CHANGED MY SCRIPT

All jokes aside, welcome to the second edition of...

~This Week in Wynncraft~

... the "show" where I make bad jokes at the beginning of each issue!
Or edition. There are so many other words that I could use.
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Let's start off with the news for this week...

[1] Two patches in a week? That's right, Gavel Patch 14.0.5 and 14.0.6 are out! They include a bunch of bug-squashing, elemental damage being fixed, yes you just heard me right, elemental damage is fixed the fixing of accessories, and more!
[2] Salted has informed the community that the wiki needs some work now! If you want to help out the community, and have a chance at that sexy wiki cap aww yas then go edit or add some new pages!
[3] Armor skins are back! Even though Salted made a note about this in the 14.0.6 patch log, it was confirmed by @FierceDeity earlier!

Now, onto the other stuff...

[1] @Moe_Ronickah tells the tragic tale of Wynncraft's crash on January 9th, 2016...
[2] For those who are extremely lost on how to get to Molten Heights, @Shtafjord shows you a way to get there easily!
[3] A new random series by @ajdude9 has been created, and it's called "The Ultimate Showdown!" Armor stand fights are showcased there, so you could take a look! After you read TWIW of course
[4] Guards in Ragni have been caught harassing other players lately. This could be a huge problem for low level players...
[5] The "strongest" mob in Wynncraft has been found. What you see next may surprise you. don't harass me like the ragni guards for using clickbait title pls
[6] The boots, "Statue", are confirmed to literally turn you into a statue (in some cases, since the walk speed may vary).
[7] Ever wanted to be like the (old) final boss of Wynn? Now you can! With @NEET's Corrupter of Worlds skin, you can now go corrupt some more worlds!
[8] Grab your 2spooky shields and other stuff, because @MyNamesHalo tells the spookiest story ever in this new and amazing creepypasta. not really
[9] It's speculated that the lores of legendary items are connected to the overall lore of Wynncraft. A database has been created that collects all the lore of those legendaries, which has been created by @DarkDemonDragon. Take a look, or contribute to it yourself!
[10] And finally, @Odnod has made a new thread for his "Know Your Cities" series, but this time, it's about Olux and Gelibord! It's basically a two-in-one!

Well, I hope you enjoyed this week's issue of This Week in Wynncraft! If you liked it, you can be sure to expect more in the future!

Have a great day, Wynners!

-Soraelis​

Alright, time for a little note about why this was delayed about a day and a few hours:

• There really wasn't that much stuff going on until the weekend, which is sort of predictable since during the weekdays, everyone is at school and has academic stuff to work on. I just didn't have enough stuff for TWIW's scheduled release, which was going to be on Saturday (1/16/16).
• I'm just sorta lazy. The fact that I had a long weekend coming up and that there wasn't that much going on this week caused me to be sorta... demotivated.

Also, I won't be putting out another issue of TWIW next week on schedule, either. I have a campout next weekend (yes, in cold weather. You Aussies are sort of lucky right now), so I'll probably have to push the issue either really late on Sunday next week or on Monday afternoon.

I don't think you guys really missed this series too much (due to it not having only two issues so far), but it was just a day late. I'll try to get the series published on time from now on (meaning post-cold-weather-campout).

I hope you enjoyed this issue of This Week in Wynncraft still, even though it was sort of rushed, pushed a day late, and not really filled with too many exciting things.

Again, have a nice day Wynners.
-Soraelis, yet again

 

If it would work

 

Hey hey, my Ragni guard thread is important enough to be mentioned :D

 

holy cow i was the one who made the statue post :D

 

Holy shit thanks for the shoutout

 

For some reason I started playing It's Showtime while reading this and it went surprisingly well.

 

While their absurd health is hilarious, I've removed this variant of citizen. Two GMs wound up making Thesead Citizens without knowing the other was already doing it. So I'm keeping the "normal" version that matches other town citizens.

 

Is there a way to make a "callout list", where you just name folks so they get a notification when a new issue is out?

 

@SPYROHAWK theories are never important enough huh.
Jk don't hurt me

Keep up with these threads I find them quite entertaining :3
Seems like @DarkDemonDragon's tag didn't work on the OP

 

I think "random" is the perfect word to describe The Ultimate Showdown. I don't know what I'm even doing anymore.

 

The day one is proven right will be the day it makes news. Or a really big project...

 

I wonder...

 

Yea, I can't really get it to work. I just tried, but the tag won't activate. I'll have to do it manually, but you already tagged him anyways.