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(Shoutout to my boy @RIP|captainganon for that 5,000th like. I appreciate you.)

SO IT APPEARS THIS HAS BECOME A THING
AND IT HAPPENS BEFORE I CAN COME UP WITH A WAY TO CELEBRATE
WELL SHIT
um
...

alright then, so how about this?
how about i use this opportunity as a chance to talk about stuff
yknow, kinda like that one thread i made back then
the ol' dong inhaling barrel o' monkeys
this time with less feels and less dong-inhaling
even though i could do this anyday, now seems like the kairos
(ooh fancy words i know)
5000 likes is pretty significant i suppose
so go grab a drink from the fridge and a box of tissues
...
no you sick pervs that's not what it's for
get your god damn mind outta the gutter
even without as many feels as the dong monkeys i'm still gonna go pretty deep
so if these kind of talks invoke ocular fluid discharge
then hold onto those tissues
cause this is gonna be one hell of a ride
also if you don't like to hear me talk about myself then i guess this isn't the right thread to be on
just a heads up

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Spoiler: I put everything you're about to read in spoilers, so it doesn't clog your page up so easily. Happy? Alright. Here we go.

This first part's about what I've been doing with my life over these few years spent on Wynncraft.
From July Xth 2013 till now, January 16th of 2016, a lot of things have changed.
School life is changing, expectations are changing, the community here is changing.
And during those times, I've had quite some experiences, good and not-so-good.
Good ones include making a lot of new friends, finding interest in new hobbies, finally getting a god damn level 75 class, Gavel finally getting released, rebooting the RP after so long, finding a place in this community, etc.
Bad ones being shitty moments like the forum ban, GM fiasco, broken laptop, resource pack dilemma, forgetting to turn on incognito mode, et cetera.
But I don't enjoy dwelling on the mistakes, so we'll just skip that part.

During my two years or more here, I've had fun, and I've also learned quite some important things.
Valuable virtues such as to be mindful of others, how to handle great responsibilities, and to know when it's necessary to keep your mouth shut.
Undoubtedly, I've done some very stupid things, and I sometimes still do them.
But thanks to those experiences, I've learned how to avoid causing these problems.

It's been a long time since I first joined this server.
And even though times are only getting tougher beyond this point, I just want y'all to know, that I'm here to stay for quite a long time.
You guys are the best community I've ever been a part of, and I don't think I'm ready to leave just yet.
So if you like me being here, good news!
If you hate the ever living shit out of me and wish I would kill myself so that you wouldn't have to see my disgusting existence taint the perfect community you yearn for, then I guess that's bad news.
It's only the internet, but hey, I like it here.

ANYWAYS!
ENOUGH REFLECTING, LET'S TALK FUTURE.

1) First of The Storm RP
If you don't know by now, I've been working on a project with @Sovereigner, @A Regular Undead, and a couple of others too (not that everyone else contributing to the project is insignificant, but these guys are truly what lets this project happen).
First of The Storm is a RP/fanfic about Wynncraft, but more specifically, the newfound province of Gavel.
After the events of Lost in an alternate reality, where the entire province of Wynn falls to the legion of corruption, First of The Storm takes on a brighter tone, adding elements of adventure and exploration to the story, while keeping the theme of survival and darker tones.
Since Gavel's been out for quite a while now, and members from all corners of the community are beginning to show what they've seen in this amazing new update, I figured it's time we got this project started.
If you want to learn more about First of The Storm, go here.
Applications are open right now!

2) Bits N' Blocks Texture Pack Services
Recently, I decided to try my hand at creating custom textures for the community.
It's worked out alright, but with the matters of school life rising after the long winter break, I think it would be best to put less of a focus on this project.
It'll come back at some point at full capacity, but not right now.
So sorry about that.

3) A new resource pack? Are you kidding me?!?!
Okay, so yknow how I said I wasn't going to make another pack, since Awakening ended up in a terrible situation?
Well... I kinda lied.
I've always enjoyed the cyberpunk/Neo-Tokyo genre, and with games like XCOM 2 coming soon, I've gotten some inspiration to start a completely new resource pack.
This time, not for Wynncraft.
(I mean you kinda can't even use custom packs on Wynncraft anymore and it wouldn't even fit the theme so yeeaaaah)
As for what I'm calling the pack?
Well... I dunno yet, so you'll have to see.
Though I'm digging the name NEO-32.
Oh, I forgot to mention!
I'm trying something new, and going full-on 32x.
Hope it doesn't turn out too bad, I guess!

4) ???
This one I don't want to spoil, but I think you guys would love to know that I've got something else I'm working on.
A collaboration effort between me and someone else.
It's in its early stages at the moment, so don't expect it to be ready too soon.
But let's just say...
If you loved The Fall Of Wynn by @fibunny, you're gonna love this one.
"What reason do you need... to start a war?"

5) To be determined at a later date.
That about wraps up everything I've got in my crock pot at the moment.
I can't wait to get started on these new projects, and I hope you guys are excited, too!

Thanks for tuning in and reading the whole damn thing!
You guys are cool cats. And dogs. And frogs. And foxes. And wolves. And dragons. And ghosts. And skeletons. And fishes.
Oh, and @Yuno F Gasai...
Swiggity swishin', I'mma comin' for that position.

KBYE​

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Love the name, love the content even more


5k likes?

 

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thanks for the heads up in skype

 

You can't be telling me you don't remember that

 

That refers to my previous thread in the Nemract's Bar section, the "Dong Inhaling Monkey Barrel".
It's a weird name for a thread, but considering how crazy things were, it seemed fitting.

 

It's gone now though. 9/7 destroyed it.

 

Nope, it was written on September 23rd.

 

What really?

Just checked, I think I'm going blind. I looked at your threads before and didn't see it.

 

We already know you're one, stop >:|

 

but i'm not tho

 

The Following Motion Picture Has Been Approved For All Audiences By The MPAA.
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Shadowy figure stands in a dark hallway with a hi-tech remote in hand, finger hovering over the activation switch.

Finger flips the switch.

(Epic trailer goes through a futuristic World War III with all the cool scenes yaddayaddayadda)

"The ancient primal instinct has and will always be sleeping inside of us. With every awakening, it brings destruction and death. It has a bloodlust for violence and we can't control it."

Shadowy figure slowly turns his head towards the screen as the music ramps up in tension.

Music abruptly stops as it cuts to black.

"War is ultimately unavoidable."

Edge of the Abyss

Coming Soon​

 

Good luck overthrowing me

 

"Forgetting to turn on incognito mode"
Oh yeah happened to me too lol
My mom checked the history one day and then asked me why i'd been up all night 2 times in a row doing "some crappy website"

 

I'mma help his as best I can