What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Wynncraft

One of my favorites has been random low level vip+ asking me how they can buy Vet.

Another was when I was looking for loot chests in the jungle and overheard this:
Level 24: "Go away, this is my zombie"
Other guy: you won't get any xp from it
24: Shut the **** up and go away this is my zombie and if you kill it I will report you.
Other guy: Calm down and trust me, nemract is a much better farming spot for your level.
24: omg go away or I will ******* report you to the server owner who I know.

Don't you love when they pull the "knowing the server owner" card?

 

"gavel is coming out soon" -- salted 2k14

 

Random player:
I love Kebab
Me:
I'm the king of Kebab

And he dropped me 20 eb.
Ok.
So i changed my "Title" here.

 

REMOVE KEBAB GLORIOUS SERBIA STRONGK


@King Zahr'ghûl

 

Serbia strong!!!

 

I would believe this guy's a hero, if he didn't spell noob wrong

 

what city is that? Troms?

 

It's in cinfras actually

 

LVL 16? How did he even do that!?

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I'm lvl 48 and I would not even dare!

 

When I first heard about Gavel, I read "Gravel" .... I felt stupid.

 

It's actually pretty easy. I'm at the sky islands as level 68. All you need to do is to follow a path that you will make on the Wynncraft map.

 

New challenge: Lowest level to reach Ahmsord.

Accepted

 

Level 1. Already been done actually.

 

Dropped my Quartron's Eye as soon as I got it. It fell off the balcony and I never saw it again.

Ten minutes later my Level 6 Knight got a ring from a chest near Ragni.

So pissed.

 

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/complete-bullshit.104664/

 

Updated the thread

 

A guy in the lobby started spamming the chat with bazingashinga is fly hacking.

 

<--------------- This guy is an absolute fucking idiot.

Here's how it started, I was in Detlas stalking noobs for no reason, this level 44 person, who's name is hard to remember, asks if I have a white horse, I say I'm not that rich, and that I only have a black, he tells me that chestnuts are cheap and only cost 9 LE, and that he has one.

I give him 10 LE for a "chestnut" without even looking at the name of the horse I was giving him 10 LE for, shortly, I realize that "chestnut" was really a 10/10 brown horse...

I'm sure some of you know me for being very rude here, but I ask nicely, then I follow him around in a creepy fashion, then I threaten him with a report, after I said that, another guy said it was my fault, he has a good point.

Surprisingly enough, the level 44 guy actually gives me back the 10 LE, I give him back the brown horse, so yeah

Moral of the story: don't be a fucking idiot and sell 10 LE for a brown horse.

Here are pics

 

I'm going to have to dig up the screenshots with the world shout conversation about villager noises

 

Fail :p