The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

But for some reason, people can now only stay in Ragni.

I wish I had elemental breaths.

 

Granted, but it hurts your mouth too.

I wish I could teleport at will.

 

Granted. But you can only teleport at will. So you teleport randomly.

I wish I could fly forever.

 

Granted!
You get lost in them and loose all your soul points

I wish to be max level with best gear in Wynncraft

 

Granted! You have no health or Mana

I wish for a safe year

 

Granted! The next year's will be painful and deadly
I wish for health,mana and soulpoints

 

Granted! You literally fly forever and die if you land

 

Granted, but you only have a max cap of 1 of each.

I wish for full gavel endgame.

 

Granted!
You won't be able to do the same with den
I wish for max health mana and so capacity of 100000000000000000000000000000000000000 full up

 

Granted, but you lose 10% of your health per second

I wish I had superhuman speed.

 

Granted, but you can't stop sprinting.

I wish I had infinite LE.

 

granted!
there fake and you cant use them
i wish for a loaf of bread

 

Granted, but you accidentally drop it on a tf2 teleporter, then shit hits the fan.

I wish I would have insanely good test scores for my entire life.

 

Granted, but your test scores do not Reflet your actual intellect. Therefore you are actually really stupid and the teachers put you in harder classes because of how good your scores are and everyone expects more from you.

I wish I knew how to make a wish

 

Granted, but you made a wish wishing you knew how to make a wish, which creates a paradox that melts your brain.

I wish I could summon anything, anywhere, anytime at will.

 

Granted, but everything you summon comes after you to kill you and you can't un-summon anything

I wish I had the best gaming PC in the world that can never crash and/or break and all video games in the world that I can play all day long without any interruptions :D

 

Granted. You play games for so long that your entire life breaks apart as your loved ones leave you, your social status and grades plummet, and you become completely delusional.

I wish I had a portal gun. :3

 

Granted, but if you even touch it, it would break into a million pieces. So you can only sit there and look at it

I wish I wouldn't have to go to school anymore, and be super smart ^-^

 

Granted! But you are only super smart in the subjects you currently know, and are unable to learn anymore
I wish I could always find the Lego peice I'm looking for on the first search.

 

Granted, but every time you lose a piece and find it, it'll break in 2-3 days and you'll be unable to fix it.

I wish I knew all programming languages ^_^ (I'm studying to be a programmer, and those languages are a pain to learn)