Hello...

Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing

Hello, can you hear me
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

There's such a difference between us
And a million miles

Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened

It's no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time

So hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Ooooohh, anymore
Ooooohh, anymore
Ooooohh, anymore
Anymore

Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

 

Okay then.... Not what this is for....time to wait for a mod to remove it.... Or you can.. Hint hint

 

Well, I did introduce myself with a song.
"Hello" by Adele.
By now for $1.49 at the Google Store today! :D

I should get a job in marketing.
I also get off track easily...

 

Fair enough... Could have at least told us about yourself. Lol

 

Yeah I can sing a song too

This is the best song ever made in the world...


This is the best song ever made in the world
This is the best song ever made in the world
Other songs are good, even some are really good
But they are not the best songs ever made in the world

It has a lot of good beats and a lot of good singing
And the music is so good, even scientists don't know what it is
You can listen to it anywhere, on a bike or on a different bike
You can dance to it any time, in the morning or with your arms
You can also dance to it at other times, like at lunch
What are you gonna have for lunch? I'm gonna have two soups
If you already haven't noticed, soup is my favorite food
I also really like my watch, and my favorite song is this song

This is the best song ever made in the world
This is the best song ever made in the world
Other songs make people dance, like Beyonce and Eminems
But they are not the best songs ever made in the world

If you like listening to songs with your ears, well this is the song for you
You can listen to it while you jog or while you're running away from cars
My friend who is a mail man even likes this song
I guess a lot of mail gets delivered here, 'cause he stands on this corner a lot
If you like eating sandwiches, you'll probably like this song
Because just like sandwiches, this song is not made out of glass
A glass sandwich, that would be gross, I'll just stick with soup
Did I mention soup's my favorite food? ...Oh yeah, I did

This is the best song ever made in the world
This is the best song ever made in the world
Other songs have different instruments, like a guitar or a girl
But they are not the best songs ever made in the world

If you like this song a lot, say that you like it a lot
I like it a lot
And if you think this song is the best, have a bowl of soup with me
(slurping) Oh boy, that is good soup
And if you think this song is the best in the world, have a second bowl of soup with me
(slurping) That is also good soup
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I tricked you, I don't even like soup
But you though I did, ha ha ha ha, oh boy
I'm so good at tricking people into thinking that I like soup
Ever since my whole family got drowned, it's my favorite thing to do

This is the best song ever made in the world
This is the best song ever made in the world
Also my best friend got killed when he got hit with a snake
But this is the best song ever made in the world

 

Lol, why is this a thing?

 

Oh, I can do a better one.
It's the best Christmas song in the world...

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
If you don't believe me, well you should believe me
'Cause this is the best Christmas song, so listen to it now

Christmas is my favorite Christmastime of the year
Bells are jiggling and the angels are making Jesus
It's a silent night except for my neighbor's washing machine
It's very loud; that's why I'm wearing my second-favorite earmuffs
Santa Claus is coming, so you better be naughty or nice
He has a beard so you can't even see his neck
He flies around with horses that have branches on their ears
'Cause there are no earmuffs in the North Pole; there are only trees
He brings presents to the kids, but he doesn't wear mittens
Probably because they make his hands very itchy
Leave Santa milk and cookies so he can have a snack
It'll be easy for him to pick them up 'cause he won't have mittens on his hands

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
Other Christmas songs don't even talk about Christmas stuff
But this is the best Christmas song, so keep listening to it now

Santa comes in from the chimney, so don't block it with a mattress
And if you don't have a chimney, make one out of a mattress
Santa, what is the present you're gonna put in my tree this year?
I hope it's not the shoes that I already have
I already have those shoes, so that's not a very good present
A better present would be to make my family still alive
Or a bicycle; that would be good, too
Also, can you move your beard? I want to see what your neck looks like

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
Mittens aren't even a super important thing
But this is the best Christmas song, so keep listening to it now

Everybody do the Christmas arms
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms
Everybody do the Christmas face
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face
Everybody do the Christmas talking
A-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra, talking, ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra, talking
Everybody don't put mittens on
No mittens, no mittens, no mittens, no
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I tricked you to not putting mittens on
Now your hands are cold; that was my Christmas trick
Another trick I like to do is I give people chocolate
And I'd say "Happy Easter," and they'd say "What? It's not even Easter!"

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
Maybe Santa's neck is a different color or something
But this is the best Christmas song, and now it's finished

 

Sh*t...

 

K, he likes Adele.