Capture The Flag

Get the flag from the other person in a creative way.

The flag is exempt from complete annihalation.


I'll start!
Lazarus climbed the hill on all of his four legs, grabbing the flag with his arms and putting it in the hook formation at the end of his snout. He prepared to return to the water (as a spinosaurid) when...

 

Bob flew out of the sky, grabbed it, and captured it.

 

Lazarus pulls out a humoungous plasma cannon from his kidney (Bugs Bunny style), and incinerates everything in front of him in a 12 mile radius.
He picks up the 16 pieces of the flag.

 

But then I, the Fell Dragon, appear and eat them all

 

Lazarus pulls out a building-sized broadsword and slams it into you, forcing the flag out of your esophagus.
Lazarus quickly grabs the (now liquid) flag in a bottle and runs to the sea.

 

Doge jumps out of his hole and knocks the top of the bottle off and the liquid flag falls into the sea.

 

Lazarus drinks the flag from midair, then retreats to a cove.

 

I follow Lazarus and eat him :D

 

I, the Supreme Devourer of the Decayed Lands, runs into the cave. I look at the corpse of Lazarus, you standing over it. Silently, I draw my blade and stab you in the back. I twist my blade as I push it through. I then eat the remains of Lazarus then draw the flag into my sword in the form of blood. I solidify it so that I hold it in my hand. Now that I have the (slightly redder than normal) flag, I run out of the cave and run towards the Almighty Worm of Decay.

 

You walk out of the cove- but you did not pay attention to the fact that all you ate was a stuffed animal. Lazarus erupts out of the water, grabbing you with his jaws (the hook-shape making it almost impossible to escape) and pulling you in.
The water turns (insert blood color here). Lazarus then goes to the Almighty Worm of Decay out of curiosity.

 

Because the Decay resurrects undead, I am resurrected and climb out of the water. I then watch as Lazarus is eaten by the Almighty Worm of Decay. I thank Lazarus for his work, as he has captured the flag for me.

 

You see a dark, feathered hand breach out of the worm. Lazarus returns from the worm and grabs the flag. Lazarus then pour the digestive fluids of the worm onto you.

 

I drink the digestive fluids, which tastes a bit salty. The worm says "IMPOSSIBRU! I CALL HAX." A gigantic hammer falls from the sky and crushes you.

 

I sing-
'Stop- Hammertime!'
The hammer stops falling and starts dancing to the sick tunes of M. C. Hammer.

I walk away with the flag, as you never took it from me.