Lore/Story Play.gof*ckyourself.com (trollpasta) [not For Kids]

Key:
Red text: SO MUCH BLOOD
Green text: Not logical/doesn't make sense/no explanation
Orange text: real "original" pal (aka cliche)
Bleu text: REALLY!?!!

I used to love video games, especially minecraft but now I hate them
It began one morning on a Saturday, I like saturdays theyre fun but this was a different saturday nooo

I saw an old man he seemed desperate he said that hell give me a free code for minecraft as well as a new pc for free.



"Sweet!"

I said and he gave me the code and the pc. He also threw in a slip of paper that had a server ip added in.

"Thanks"

I said

"This pc used to belong to a kid, hes dead now"

Said the old man

I ran off and plugged my pc in the screen flashed for a sec and it looked like an image of a kid with gaping back eyes for 0.05 secs (I have a stopwatch on me at all times btw) but I couldn't tell at the time as it was very brief and there was quite some noise in the image I assumed that this was a custom lock screen. I went to download the game with my free code and it worked.

"I remember playing minecraft, mining my first diamond"
I said to myself trying to relieve my nostalgia. That was before my old pc exploded for no reason.

I launched the game and an unusual splash came up that read "666" in red


I ignored it as mojang adds in silly splashes in the game and I thought this was one of them (O rlly? Even if theres blood dripping from the 6s?)
I went to add the server ip that read:

play.gof*ckyourself.com

the server popped up and it read "hell" but again I ignored it as I possibly renamed it to that.


I clicked join and there was nobody online despite it saying 981/1860 players oh well
I noticed that the server was actually wynncraft my favorite server.

There was only one server to join and It read "Hell" but I cant read...wait if I cant read how did I noticed that the server read "hell" before? Pfft beats me

I spawned in the swamp area of gavel as thats where I was before I stopped playing wynn. I noticed that the mobs such as the nagas had gaping black eyes...if they had eyes at all. I was curious to see if anything else was weird.

http://i.imgur.com/Yg75kNd.jpg

I walked into Olux but it was more depressing than usual. The villagers seemed sad

I explored around a little bit more and my screen was slowly getting darker and then as I popped up my inventory my character looked sad!



"help me Josh" He said in a slightly robotic child voice

"F*ck no I aint helping you with sh*t" Samuel L jackson said as he walked into the room...wait a sec...nvm thats not part of the story.

I didnt know how to respond. I was shocked, mostly because my name isn't Josh its Carl actually, but still! But then I was teleported to a flat land with no mobs and it was the vanilla resource pack!

I assumed that this was a glitch as sometimes the world gets messed up except that my items were also gone and replaced with items I didn't have. they're were regular wynn items but my Spear was gone and replaced with a "wooden dong". What was peculiar is that I had two new items. One being a "noose" and the other being a "buttplug"

"Okay...?"

I said to myself thinking that this was actually a prank

I noticed a golden arrow pointing in the east I assumed as i dont know my norths from my easts...or is it wheats? Idk



It read "This way dumb*ss" wait how can I suddenly read?



As I walked along that direction I came across some hyper realistic looking blood

This would be the time that most people would quit and assume that this was a prank or that the system was possesed but me being a usual creepypasta protagonist I walked some more.

It seemed like 2 hours but I kept walking as I have no life

I then saw a chat message saying:

http://i.imgur.com/tlSVwuR.png

I kept walking and ignored the message as Im straight as a stripper pole unless that user was a wo man

I then saw a familar face

"Tarod!?"

I said to myself

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HIM??!!"

Tarod exclaimed in chat

"I DONT KNOW! WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"

I shouted without realizing that shouting at my computer will make me look like a dumb*ss

The screen became more static-y with the noise becoming unnecessarily louder as I came closer to him and the screen went black as I as 1 block away from him.

http://i.imgur.com/DZUAtzW.jpg

then after 3.5 seconds I spawned in bob's arena and I wasn't even the appropriate level to do the Bob's reincarnation quest! I saw Bob except that he was all bloody and had no eyes but black holes and blood was dripping from his eyes like tears and he was all hyper realistic looking.


He insta killed me and I almost rage quitted but instead I noticed that instead of the usual message saying "YOU DIED" as I had 1 soul point it said "YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME BRO"

I then spawned in an empty black wool cube room except that there was a person with his back away from me...he didn't look like the usual steve or alex player model...it was far more...and as he turned I saw his face...it was an image that I can't seem to forget (don't worry guys its not a scary image I promise :) )

http://i.imgur.com/Fe0uzgC.jpg

the game immediately crashed and this image popped up for 5.2 seconds
(again, no scary images)
http://i.imgur.com/ngn2vna.png

I screamed at the top of my lungs and my neighbor seemed to hear me so he shouted "SHUT THE F*CK UP IM TRYING TO MOW DA LAWN" at me

I then closed my windows

and THEN I continued to scream

I grabbed a hammer and smashed the pc to bits, I then grabbed what was left of the pc and burned then and I ate the remaining pieces that didn't get burned fully and the meal didn't taste good.

I then decided to never play video games again even though it was only a single game I played.

The end

Hi guys mynameshalo here

I hoped that you enjoyed this crap it sucked but I worked so long on this creepypasta (by long I mean like 20-30 mins or less) so I will frequently bump this thread whenever you like it or not.

Bye :3

Edit: made blood more hyper realistic looking. The creepypasta gods should at least be more pleased with me

 

ffs normies. No hyperrealistic blood 7.8/10

 

sh*t dawg I forgot about that ;;;;;--;;; I cry

 

amazing!!!!!!


(i sense BenDrowned parody?)

 

This was magnificent.

 

1/10 clearly fake.

 

Well the beginning segment with the whole "This pc used to belong to a kid, hes dead now" segment was from Ben Drowned buutt...
The "I kinda like you but hate you at the same time" segment was inspired by the title/phrase from a super mario world creepypasta called "I HATE YOU"
The idea to have Nicolas Cage was based off of the scene with Nicolas cage from the trollpasta "I slightly dislike you" which was parodied off of the previously mentioned "I HATE YOU" creepypsta.
The scene where with the "I AM GOD...ACTUALLY NVM IM NOT GOD" pic was inspired by the scene from sonic.exe where sonic (also know as X in the sequel called sonic.exe 2 which was crap but then again the first sonic.exe wasn't that good in the first place imo) is shown to look "super spooky and hyper realistic looking with hyper realistic looking blood on his face with fangs showing" (its actually not hyper realistic :P) with red text saying "I AM GOD".

Annnd finally the 666 splash scene was from another troll pasta I did before the forums restarted where the splash read 666 and the player assumed that it was another splash that mojang made except that it wasn't red and bloody unlike this new trollpasta.

The original idea to have 666 in the first troll pasta was to make fun of the 666 cliche in half-assed creepypastas in fact this whole creepypasta (trollpasta) was to make fun of half-assed creepypasta authors who try to make their pasta good but end up putting a bunch of cliches and illogical scenarios

So it took some inspiration from multiple pastas for some of the small details.

:3...thanks

Shhhh...don't tell on me okay?

 

wtf did i just read... xDDDDDD

 

Reminds me of Sonic.exe.

 

I am the highest rank on play.gofuckyourself.com
Donations are the way!

 

11/10 play.gof*ckyourself.com is the best server ever.

 

First bump and also if someone is able to do a video on him/or her reading this that would make my day (only if anyone wants to)

 

But it turns out that we was you, and you was skeleton and WROTE THIS!

 

Even though it's not supposed to be legitemately scary, I am now lying in my bed with the sheet over my head wondering if I will die tonight.

 

10/10 very scary than all horror creepasta

 

What the fuck did I just read?

 

The poll results (almost) read: 666
what could this mean?


Also Im thinking of making a part 2/sequel already kinda like how fast Scott makes sequels for his fnaf games

 

not the ten most autistic minutes of my life i have ever spent, but it's up there in the ranks

 

"I hoped that you enjoyed this crap it sucked"


















-.-

 

69/420

Needs more spoopy skeletons