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What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Kvmilla, Sep 8, 2015.

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  1. DJGooseBucket

    DJGooseBucket Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    you may fall from the sky you may fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me
     
    DJGooseBucket, Dec 29, 2015
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    Eridan Ampora Prince of Rustic Builds VIP+

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    ohwooops Not Very Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Paradoxical Machina Infinitum VIP

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    Someone actually tried to use this one on my friend Erin once. Erin is not a person to annoy, and needless to say the offender did not leave unharmed.
     
    Paradoxical, Dec 31, 2015
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  5. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    SmellyCrabbykid: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
    Kvmilla: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
    SmellyCrabbykid: ._.

    SmellyCrabbykid: Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind, it's too long.
    Marion: You're right, that IS a JOKE!
    SmellyCrabbykid: ugh...

    SmellyCrabbykid: Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
    Bethan: Actually, I climbed out of hell.
    SmellyCrabbykid: WHAT THE F*** MAN THESE PICK UP LINES DON'T WORK!
    Grian: *Javalicious voice* Ha, got eem!
     
    SmellyCrabbykid, Jan 4, 2016
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    Zombiemonster314 Protector of all Potatoes VIP

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    Crappy pickup line that only works on Star Wars fan girls

    Hey, is it alright if I force push you into bed tonight?

    I know it's horrible ;-;
     
    Zombiemonster314, Jan 4, 2016
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  7. ScrubSaito

    ScrubSaito Always a scrub

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    Good you said that.
     
    ScrubSaito, Jan 4, 2016
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  8. OrientGamer

    OrientGamer Veteran Writer - Artist - OG memer - Doge VIP

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    no pls
     
    OrientGamer, Jan 6, 2016
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  9. xKindredKinesis

    xKindredKinesis .[_]. VIP

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    Hey there!
    Um, listen...
    I've really enjoyed hanging out with you for quite some time now.
    I've had so much fun, and made so many precious memories.
    Honestly, I'd be willing to say that these days were the best of my life.
    You've brought a lot of excitement and joy into my perspective, and I've learned to love life as you've taught me how.
    But through all this time, I think I've finally discovered something.
    And I'd really appreciate it if you'd hear me out.

    Um... girl...
    Will you... go out with me?

    ...
    I admit, I don't exactly have the best of looks...
    Or the biggest of wallets...
    But I'd do anything for you, as long as you'd be happy.
    That's a promise.

    ...
    Huh? You will?
    Really?!
    Oh, girl... you have no idea how much this means to me!
    I won't let you down, I swear on my life!
    I love you so much, y'know...
    And I can't wait to spend the rest of my days with you.


















    JUST KIDDING BITCH YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!
     
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    xKindredKinesis, Jan 6, 2016
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    SPYROHAWK Head Grand Theorist HERO

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    are you a tire? because I want to blow you when you're down!
     
    SPYROHAWK, Jan 6, 2016
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    xKindredKinesis .[_]. VIP

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    xKindredKinesis, Jan 6, 2016
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  12. SPYROHAWK

    SPYROHAWK Head Grand Theorist HERO

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    SPYROHAWK, Jan 6, 2016
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    XDdrummer I really drum VIP+

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    Hey babe, my last girlfriend left me and I'm desperate, wanna date me?

    I'm sure this would work... Right?
     
    XDdrummer, Jan 6, 2016
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    ScrubSaito Always a scrub

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    ScrubSaito, Jan 6, 2016
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    Goliaith513 Guardian of Eltom

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    Ekriul .⋆｡⋆☂˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆. HERO

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  17. bobbob9830

    bobbob9830 Hi

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    Are u satan? Because it looks like u fell from heaven
     
    bobbob9830, Jan 6, 2016
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  18. chicagogrand

    chicagogrand sw3g m4st3r

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    if u were a grenade ud be A STUN GRENADE bu duh sss
     
    chicagogrand, Jan 6, 2016
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    Akira_Tatsuya I wanna be free VIP+

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    Akira_Tatsuya, Jan 7, 2016
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    Semx11 Well-Known Adventurer

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