Finish The Story!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is pretty self explanatory. I say a sentence and you finish the dang story! I will start off...

There once was a sandwich that meet a man named Bob.

 

The sandwich was a bard in his spare time.

 

But, despite being a sandwich, he was a horrible bard

 

Bob had an evil plan because he was hungry

 

Bob was going to take his kantana blades and cut the sandwich in half while he was singing. This moment was to be known by all as "
The Deli Bar Blades"

 

One day Bob went to Pirate Bay

 

then he died. the end,

 

-of the line for bob, it was" said Yoda, spontaneously appearing.

 

But it turned out Yoda was actually Ariana Grande, who loved licking donuts.

 

she had a serious case of obesity because of all the donuts she licked. She pulled out a donut and licked it untill it DIED

 

The murder of their kin made the donuts mad. The donuts began building nuclear weapons to get revenge on 'Merica.

 

was their weapon of choice!

 

This weapon, however, did not work on Ariana Grande, because...

 

10 char

 

But then the Splash backfired, forcing Magikrap to evolve into Gyrados. The donuts captured Magikrap while it was evolving, and Ariana Grande had no choice but to...

 

Sing like Mariah and shake the entire prison while choking on leftover donut sprinkles.

 

Then they all DIED

 

And ate everything like Pac-Man

 

But then Richard Dawson came and licked the corpses

 

And got food poisoning