Make A Ban Appeal [not For Real Appeals] [repost]

You made a valley girl themed ban appeal. I responded to it as a valley girl. What can't you understand?

 

I only know basic valley girl.

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Please explain that part.

 

Oh, it's an expression they would say when annoyed.

 

IGN: BigDollar
Reason for Ban: Gïvïñg öüt máśš ämøüñtš öf "düpëd" ŁË
Why we should unban you: Ł()()k śíśtér Í döńátéd $250 2 the śérvér áńd Į śhøūłd bé äłłøwéd tø śhårë ît. Jûšt bëçåüšę ÿøü grëëdÿ bãštārdš wäñt tø kêëp thē ęčôñømōñÿ ”šmøøth" ãñd "frëšh" døéšñ't mêâñ Ü šhøüłd bãñ më. Ï hãppëñ tø bëłįęvè ìń ëqãüłítÿ, ãñd Ī thíńk ēvêrÿøñę šhøüłd bè rïçh åñd fåñçÿ łîkè mė. Íf ¥øü üñbåñ mę (whïçh Ü wīłł) î prømïšé åłł mødš wíłł gët śømę Bìg Döłłår$

Thäñk ¥öü 4 äççèptïñg mÿ åppèàł îñ ãdvãñcë ~$$$$$$$$$Bïg Döłłär$$$$$$$$$$~

 

name smellycrabbekid

reason i got band i was with drac0_J an GGeul tryin to h4lp him venquish f4rty_p00ter11 b3cuz he was h4xoring

why u shuld unban me f4rty_p00ter11 thretens to destr0y win craft and if u ont i kno salted in reel life and i wasn h4xing

 

Banned for : lagging
why i should be un-bannable : i wr3ck ya faze scrub with a sp00n t00n scoping on the M00n and then BOOM u r the shroom ...pranskta gangsta aint layinn at meh ....
just for lag

 

IGN: Zhoulou
Reason for Ban: Playing Mineplex.
Why we should unban you: M8 I was just tryin mineplex out, I aint do notin wrong k? Lift this stupid ban or I will rek u 1v1 fgt with me 360 noscope quickscope mtn dew dorito blazes.

 

IGN: RaccoonRoss
Banned for: Opinions
All I did was say I liked Jar Jar Binks .-.

 

IGN: bboy2812
Reason For Ban: Flyhacking
Appeal: I wasnt flyhacking, i was just using a code that helps me fly! No hacking involved. UNBAN ME OR I WILL KILL YOU!

 

IGN: PhanGirlLIly
Reason for Ban: Oh My God! I'm am like literally PISSED all I did, was like, I don't even know, like all I did was like steal from the Nemract potion merchant and illegally fly a stolen airship while having one of Nemract Drunkness pots. I mean like, it's not like scrubs needed those potions. You know what they say. Take from the poor and give to the wealthy. I was doing you ALL a Service OMG! BTW I am like totally having like, a PHD (Perfect Hair Day). I'm still upset because daddy said he would pick me up in his helicopter like 10 SECONDS AGO! DOES HE WANT ME TO HAVE NO LIFE?!

 

Why I was banned fly and speed hack
Why I should be unbanned because I am sry and really liked this server my favorite one
And all my friends are playing on this server

 

This is apparently the hate on Shiny thread then?

Okay
SCREW YOU MEW I THREW LIKE TEN THOUSAND MASTER BALLS AT YOU Y U NO GET IN MY
BALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

SCREW YOU MEW I THREW LIKE TEN THOUSAND MASTER BALLS AT YOU Y U NO GET IN MY
BALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

SCREW YOU MEW I THREW LIKE TEN THOUSAND MASTER BALLS AT YOU Y U NO GET IN MY
BALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

SCREW YOU MEW I THREW LIKE TEN THOUSAND MASTER BALLS AT YOU Y U NO GET IN MY
BALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Ign: H8terBoi
Reason for ban: "Spamming"
Why I should be unbanned: Jesus Chysler mod. Did you really ban me? I just did what the thread said to do in the tags. IN THIS WORLD IT'S FOLLOW TAGS OR BE BRUTALLY MURDERED.

I hope you unban me. ;) P.S. Look at the tags

#UNBANME #ORDIE

 

Reason for ban: "hacking"
Why i should be unbanned:
Dude cmon, the rules say no hacking, i was simply using a few client side mods that helped me travel and auto level grind...

Anyway, just unban me, or i will start hacking and unban myself and give my account the ability to use all the spells with different click combos. Ah those noobs who call hacks on server side values will finally be right, and scrubs shall rule wynn1!!!!111!!!1!1!

 

Im ban for use hax, but ther no hax use, unbn me or i tel noch to ban you from mincrft. You has nu weëd tœ smoke and i will uses 420noobscobe to rekt you. Fght me i rekt u 1v1 ire you fgt. Unban meh from dis horod servr or else i wil nvr pley agen.

 

Name: BlahBlah161616
Reason: Hacking
Why should we unban you: My goldfish did it

 

Name: _TemmieOverL0rd_Xx_Xx_MLG_FNAFB_FNAFG_TemmieIsBoss!__Xx_xX_MLG_xX_Xx
Reason: Buying a Mythic for 1 le.
Why you should be unbanned: Wtf...?!?!? This guy was selling a mythic for 1 le and I said
ya and bought it! Why would u FUCKING ban me for buying that mythic!
That had max rolls on every stat!

 

Hello all you sexy people. I would like to be unbanned and be able to finish the other half of my sandwich. My name is xX69_J0hn_C3n4_F4Ze_m3m3s_69Xx. Supposedly some anti-sandwich team banned me because I licked his mum. He then amputated my penis and banned me. :(((((

 

name: kipnugget3
reason banned: hacking
reason why is should be unbanned: i was using charge from a high cliff and was kicked for flying an then i was banned

 

Dear Salted, Grian, Jumla, Crunkle... (names entire staff list)

Three years ago I was chilling in Ahmsord at level 1 (on my white horse, throwing LE everywhere), when a mod flies up to me and asks me for my bank account information. I told the mod I spent it all on CraftedMusic albums, but the mod didn't listen; probably because he was a spambot with malicious and sinister plans to take over CraftedMovie and Grian's YouTube channel. There were no players online but us two, so there were no witnesses.

Afterwards, I was doing some charitable, honest and free labour cough*chores*cough when out of nowhere a portal appeared from Dern in real life, and the mod asSalted me! When I called the police, they told me to contact Salted and the WC team, so here I am now.

Don't listen to <mod> he's obviously an evil spambot/hacker/politician so don't believe anything he says.

Yes I was using a "hacked client" and using an online lottery/hack/18+/free/no-download/ torrent site, but my cat is responsible for any consequences, fines, and legal disputes.

Also, I may or may not have started a civil war.

Plz unban, I'll give Salted every CraftedMovie album I've bought, and I'll show Grian all the building tricks I learnt from Xelqua's YT channel!

(btw Xelqua is Grian's technical name for his YT channel, incase you forgot)

 

Name: Dumbf*ck69
Reason: Hacking
Appeal: Yes