Grian = Illuminati Confirmed

Grian

Grian = Grain

Grain = Grain of salt

Grain of salt = Salted

Salted is a cow

Cow's go moo

Moo has 3 letters

A triangle has 3 sides

The illuminati is a triangle

THE CLUES ARE ALL THERE

#GrianIsIlluminatiCONFIRMED

 

What about illuminati being Grian?

 

I thought that bug in your sig. was real..

 

As @Meroboter said, Grian isn't Illuminati...

Illuminati, is Grian.

 

Grian.
Grian's first name is Charles.
Selchar is an anagram of Charles.
Selchar is made by pinkvest123 and blueshirt123 in 2012.
2012 - 123 = 1889.
The Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh was painted in 1889.
But what does that have to do with Grian being a part of the Illuminati?
Let's find out!
The Starry Night contains 14 lower-case letters and 3 capital letters,
14 - 3 = 11,
11 is a prime number,
3 is also a prime number,
the Illuminati triangle has 3 sides,
Grian is Illuminati confirmed.

 

Seems legit.

 

Incorrect. Grian starts with a G. A G can look like a C. C rhymes with sea. What's in the sea? Sharks. Sharks are dangerous. Mountain lions are dangerous. Lions are dangerous. Lions have beautiful manes. You know who else has beautiful manes? Californians. Hollywood is in California. Hollywood is home to many TV shows and movies. TV shows like Cartoon Network. Cartoon Network has the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Grim, Billy, Mandy... three of them. 343 Studios has a 3 in it. 343 Studios makes the new Halo games. Halo has Master Chief. Master Chief is a badass. Chuck Norris is a badass. Who else is a badass? Batman. Batman saves the city. From who? The Joker. The Joker is a clown. Clowns appear at birthday parties. Birthday parties have cake. Cake has candles. Candles have fire. The sun looks like fire. The sun is in space. The moon is in space. The moon is grey. Fifty Shades of Grey. Sexy indeed. Who else is sexy? Bikini models. Bikini models wear bikinis. Bikini Bottom from Spongebob. Spongebob has Squidward. Squidward has a giant nose. Villagers have giant noses. Villagers are bald. Creed from the Office is bald. The Office has Michael Scott in it. Michael Scott is the Scranton manager. Scranton is a Pennsylvania town. Pennsylvania is in America. America has three services: The FBI, CIA, and NSA. All three have three letters in their names. 3 + 3 = 6. Three sixes is the devil's number. The devil is apart of Christianity. Christianity has god. God is often represented as an eye. What else has an eye? The Illuminati symbol... that means...
GRIAN IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!