Stupidest Reasons You’ve Been Banned From A Server

Once upon a time I was playing MCCTF... (An unfunded and removed server now, by the way) As a Ninja... And got kicked for "Invisibility hacks", "Damage Hacks", and "Teleportation Hacks" all at once.
1. The Ninja can turn invisible for a short time
2. The Ninja has a Sharpness 5 sword
3. The Ninja has enderpearls

...And then I got banned on MCWar (reeeeaaaally shitty community who will honestly do anything they want even if they lose a match because of it) for "Hacked Client". I honestly have no idea how this happened but for some reason it had my old name from a year ago as my username and not my current name.

 

it was during my first years of playing minecraft, i was getting dedicated to a server it was really fun to me (i did nothing wrong i didn't know how to mod or hack) and i left at night and came back in the morning and was banned i was devastated

 

I was blazin it with my m8s in the silverfish dungun when I rekt them in 1v1 c0d blak opz 69420. Th0se scrubZ got r3kt. Then I log bak on wyncraft and I was b4nned 4 2 much sw3g by th1s ****** here, (INSERT NAME). Th1s guy got no sw3g and shuld get dem0t3, he is a ***** with no w33d to smok, he cant ev3n bl4ze it with his m8s, cya nubs Xx_XxXx_Ru5t1kk31Fuk445_X_m898_Y()L()_XxXX_X~ *INSERT FAG THING HERE*

No but seriously, one time (on this server) I saw this guy who was, and no doubt, using fly hacks whilst grinding. I did /report (name) (and then my comment) And I got banned for three days with no appeals. And the hacker got off scott-free.

 

Rustikk, just out of curiosity, did you type "/report RustikkElf", or did you type "/report [Hackin' Jackass]"? It sounds to me as if you typed "/report RustikkElf", which reported you as the hacker, based upon your comment.

 

No, I reported the hacker. Certain.

 

Oooooookay. I'm seriously confused by that. If you know who the mod was, you might ask them if they misread the report, or if they typed in the wrong name on their command. Other than that, I've got nothing.

 

Like two years ago I was banned off this tiny prison server for the following reason "<3" . Yeah! They loved me so much I was banned. It was a 5 minute ban, too cx

Now this isn't so much a ban, but my friends and I would always mess around with giving each other warnings that sort of show up to staff on each login. I ended up having 11, for various reasons such as "being involved in the slave trading business" or "you're a scrub".
Except I had one real warning for block glitching - that was non malicious anyway :>

 

*cough* nigga2fast *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

 

Yea, I got really pissed, and even wrote a thread about it, but the Mod apologized and everything is back to normal.

 

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OK. I'm just going to go sit over there and wipe away my tears from laughing!!! Banned because a mod goofed up a player report! Oh, gawd!! I need to catch my breathe. Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!! I could see myself doing that to someone, too. I'm so glad that I'm not a mod. I have enough crazy stuff that happens in my classrooms. I gotta go breathe. I gotta breath. lol!!

 

It's even worse when you goof up the ban/mute reason. I'm sure I once muted someone for hacks...Instead of excessive caps.

 

Erm, well, umm... yeah.

 

Got banned on a server I never joined before

 

This was not on a Minecraft server, but I got banned for crashing... apparently...

 

Banned Because I Didn't Understand Women (As a female myself...)

I worked as an admin on a server for a year, until I got into a heated argument in staff chat with the owner. A girl we had banned for a multitude of offenses came back on a different computer using her little brother's account. We had this long conversation that made it blatantly obvious. I was about to ban her, but figured I should run it by the owner since he had just logged on. The owner claimed that I didn't understand her because I didn't understand women (I was the only girl on staff), but he did because he had just gotten a(his first) girlfriend.

(It was kind of hilarious actually. One of the mods got on in the middle of it, said hi, realized what he had gotten himself into as the owner tried to make him choose a side, then made up the absolute worse excuse and logged off. The owner wasn't always that bad. He was freaking because he couldn't pay for the server anymore, and ended up taking it out on all of us.)

 

I once got banned from a small creative plots serve because I threw an item on the ground.

 

Got banned for killing everyone in spawn where there didnt have any protection plugins... #SadLife ;(

 

I was a mod on this one small server and they demoted and banned me because of me role playing with some friends and like it wasn't even the bad kind of rp! ._. #SuchCruel ;-;

 

Someone built a lag machine outside of my base and the staff thought I did it