Media [ Gavel Teaser ] Salted: " The Best Item I Ever Made "

Uhhh.... Mommy hold me ;-;

 

Watch most people get the walk speed debuff first XD

 

The "Statue" will be the birth of "Help I can't move" threads

 

I'd rather look like this while wearing it:

 

It's called statue for a reason. Lots of health, very tanky against all elements, zero mobility.

 

Mage's teleport, Warrior's Charge, and Archer's Escape would still provide mobility.

 

I think this is something everyone will try to get and will have it on them at all times to in case they get swarmed. (this would be OP against bosses)

 

What is it? What is your answer?

 

All you gotta do is not identify it, problem solved

 

damn this look pretty strong

 

It should really be renamed to "Tree" because you can destroy statues in video games, but have you ever tried destroying a tree? You can drive at one at full speed with a truck and the tree will come out unscathed. Only Steve and Alex know how to destroy trees...

This will also add a new level of "Stuck" threads. No longer will people say "Stuck in hole plz help" but they'll say "I can't move!?!? Why!?!?"

 

Ultimate support armor

 

HAHA RIP Assasins

 

Except for that fact that you can get a bunch of mobs to swarm you and then use Spin Attack a few times to completely wipe them out...

Also, RIP Assassins? Seems kinda wrong seeing as the armour is so OP in defence.

 

Am I the only one who realises that this is probably an armour piece? Because, according to Gavel Teaser 13, armour pieces are the items which affect speed, health and defence, not weapons. If I get this armour, I will also get an OP speed boosting piece of armour so that I can actually move without having to teleport. And that health... gg, this is the end for bosses.

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And assassins have speed when they use vanish XD.

 

I certainly hope that a level 88 will be able to figure out that their armor, called statue, with the identification of -144% speed, is the reason they can't move. Also the fact that they will have the slowness screen shrinking effect should tip them off.

 

I'm sorry for not being clear :)
i meant: "HAHA RIP Assasins movement with this on" :)

 

It is probally a weapon that doesn't do damage and turns you into a living statue