Would You Rather?

So this works a little like this


So, Person 1 says "Would you rather: Eat a sandwich or Get stabbed"

Obviously you'd want the sandwich, so person two replies

"Eat the sandwich. Would you rather: (etc)



So i'll start off







WOULD YOU RATHER:

Have a very slight cold for the rest of your life, it will never go away and cant be diminished whatsoever.

OR

Relive the worst diarrhea of your life every day for a month

 

Relive the worst diarrhoea of your life every day for a month (never had diarrhoea so it was easy).
Would rather kill someone with no reason or Get killed with no reason?

 

Get killed with no reason. 'cause...REASONS!

I'd prefer relive the worst Diarrhea of my life each month ._.

Would you rather : Would you rather be forced to be nude in front of many people once a week?

OR

Having to eat a dead animal each day?

 

Dead animal. Technically all meat is just that.

Beef, turkey, bacon, ham, etc


Would you rather:


Have an arm on your back that constantly tried to attack you

OR

All your limbs are replaced with long noodles, and your head is a cabbage.

 

Well, since eating any form of meat is doing that, then okay, eating a dead animal each day.

Would you rather lick a poll when it is winter, so it would make your tongue stick to it *or* eat the spiciest (natural) food that can be safely eaten by a human?

 

FUCKING I CAN'T POST MY THINGS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO FAST

 

Then go on, epic :D

 

Since someone cheated the system earlier, i'll do a different one






Would you rather:




Involuntarily soil your pants any time someone makes a typo or uses terrible grammar

OR

Be VERY allergic to everything you like.

 

Well, in both cases I would die... The allergic one, because it'd kill me quicker.

Would you rather have your head dunked in a bucket of ice-salt water twice a day every day or be caught on fire for 10-20 seconds every week?

 

Hmm


The water. It probably wouldnt kill me considering i am adapted to cold, and also it doesnt say for how long

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Oh i forgot



Would you rather



Every time you sneeze, there's a 0.2% chance to spontaniously combust

or

Every time you sneeze, its so loud that the whole world can hear you

 

Depends on the intensity of the spontaniously combust.
In case it is deadly, I'd rathe take the second option.


I am going to make this as painless as possible.
Would you rather...

hug a kitten?

or

hug a friend?

 

Urgh...Hug a kitten...Well, Me and my cat are barely always hugging each other...So I have to obviously choose this!

Would you rather :

Being able to speak every languages of the world.

Or

Having over 1000000$ For yourself? But you only speak YOUR native language. (I know, it's not original but shhhh)

 

$1000000 for myself, mostly because I don't have a native language :PP
Would You Rather:
Have a Cat that can rip a human apart
OR
A dog that continues to put your life at risk

(Sorry accidentally, didn't put the question xD)

 

Ha ha didn't this break the cycle?

 

I'd take the cat

Would you rather be eaten by a titan OR sent to the hospitable everyday for blood loss.

 

Sent to the hospital for blood loss, the amount wasn't specified so I can assume it is the minimum amount require for it to be considered necessary to go to the hospital
Would you rather: Be forced to rip out the intestines of another innocent man everyday with your bare hands
Or to never be able to become close to whoever you love.

 

The 2nd option.

 

I'd prefer to rip out the intestines of an innocent man/Woman everyday, 'cause if one day my friends/Family figure that out in any way...I don't think they would want to be close to me anymore D=

Would you rather :

Being blind for 30 minutes every 2 hours.

Or

Living without arms and hand the whole time of your life?

 

Being blind for 30 minutes is every 2 hours is fine with me

Would you rather:

Write the comic book

or

starred in your favorite tv series

 

Write the book...my acting skills are terrible.

Would you rather

Run a marathon

Or

Swim a mile