[community Event] Abandonedbank's Day Ball

Abandonedbank's Day of Birth​

Greetings Wynncrafians,

Many of you have been anticipating this day for nearly a year now... it's the day we've all been waiting for... Abandonedbank's day of birth! It's time to celebrate His divine presence by throwing a festival in His honor! After all, where would we be without Him? He has changed my life for the better. Without Him, I would certainly not be the gracious, loving, man I am today! I hope you can say the same for yourselves!

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I feel it is only right I am the one to throw a festival for the great influence He has bequeathed upon the community! On January 3rd, 2016, I am commencing a spectacular event! A festival in His honor!

During the festival, there will be:

• Nemract WISKEY!!!
• Detlas DEALS!!!
  
• Troms TERRIFIC!!!
• Ragni RAGS!!!
• Almuj RHINOS!!!

The party will be hosted at 14 o'clock EST on January 3rd, 2016. In server 9, Deltan.

During the meantime for His thrilling celebration, I have written a poem in His honor:
Yo Bank, they call me Bank, because I Bank my Banks like I do my Bank, I trim the Bank off and I Bank and I Bank. Yo bank.

 

I already celebrate his existence every day.

 

wtf?, he ain't divine, but I will surely join the event xD

 

YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT (y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)

WE BETTER BE DOING THIS

 

Words cannot express my gratitude to you for making this.

 

I love it and i will attend

 

I am impressed with the amount of fantastic community events from the great server community!

 

THANK BANK

 

U wot?

 

Also just gonna point out that the date is a year late

 

U wot m9, i com to yor hous and noscope u

 

U wot m8, I sware on me mum I focking rekt u off dis planet u wanker

 

Abandonedbank is our savior.

You have my support.

 

please add lewd lolis to the party activity list.

 

This...is so beauitful that I read ever. I'm going to attend to celebrate about bank's birthday. Also, why not we can praise bank as our god for whole day
?

 

I thought every day was Abandonedbank's Day.

 

Got bored and decided to make a little "poem" about the legend of the Abandonedbank.
Inspiration by @Mular5's lore.
Here we go.

Spoiler: warning, swear words

Y'all listen up now, 'cause it's the resident god Bank!
He's the symbol of superiority and the definition of dank.
Now gather 'round fans, for the show is under way,
As a storm of rhymes brews on his legend's holiday.

Straight from the city of the rich folk, VIP Town,
The GM was the dankest one, who wore the social crown.
With a weapon so tight but a credit even tighter,
Hell, this balla was the world's most dankest of fighters.

Then a gang of nandos rose from the darkest abyss,
But the legend said: Pfft, who cares, I ain't gotta handle this!
Though this one giant mofo, whose eyes brought GM to a halt,
'Twas the Corrupter of Worlds, and he was seething with salt.

The corrupted man then said, "Yo, let's burn this bitch down."
Then the city of ballas became the city of teardown
So the dank GM had to think, what really matters to me?
Is it these niggas in town or that shiny emerald bling?

The GM made a hard decision, when he finally said: "HEY!"
"THE CITY'S ON FIRE, Y'ALL SHOULD GET THE F*CK AWAY!"
"TELL MY NIGGAS IN NEMRACT THAT WE GOT A SITUATION,
I'MMA REKT THY SCRUBS WHILE Y'ALL HAVE A NICE VACATION."

Riding on a Mustang, the danklord put on a cool fedora,
It was time to get promoted and noscope this plethora.
Armed with Doritos and Mtn. Dew and epic montage music,
the GM did 360s, cause IDK what rhymes with music.

But then suddenly, Jesus, these niggas went tryhards!
They started rekting him faster than old cars in a junkyard.
The corruptor spoke: "It's too late, ya bitch-ass GM."
"You can't Wynn this one, because you're gonna meet ya end."

But it couldn't end now, the GM didn't seem to think the same,
If he's gonna die now, everybody's gonna know his name.
So he grabbed the damn corruptor and bashed him into yesterday,
And he went from a hard nigga to a memory of the old days.

So with all his might, the legend faded away,
With honor did he die, with swagger did he stay.
Now I hope y'all remember this one epic story,
Of the Abandonedbank, and the dank memelord's glory.

(What am i doing with my life)

 

Why you can handle that on your own right? You sure got some things that are pretty interesting.....

 

Agreed

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omg Nemract Whiskey!!! I have to attend!

 

I approve