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Have You Heard The Good News?

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by ginjaninja42, Oct 27, 2015.

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  1. ginjaninja42

    ginjaninja42 Distinguished Jack Master

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    Have you heard the good news, everyone? The Cult of the Avian (CA) has come to be your savior. We have come to vanquish the pesky so-called "religion" of Bovinism from the province of Wynn. We plan to introduce our own religion, the religion of Avianism. Following the root word 'avia' we have created this religion to worship, Clucky the mini-boss on Rooster Island. He is our commander, our leader, our savior. Rooster Island is our main base where the cult will hold meetings every Friday at 4:30 PM Alaska Time (4 hours behind eastern time). As of right now we are only a small cult but we hope that with enough members, we can become a legitimate guild in Wynncraft. Thank you for reading, for those of you who did and be sure to take the cult into consideration. I hope I'll see you all in the future as part of my ranks. :blush:
     
  2. Zachiuo

    Zachiuo Horsemask enthusiast HERO

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    I don't like cults, it always ends up with an animal being burnt to death surrounded by people with hoods.
     
  3. Thedarklordyo

    Thedarklordyo i eat egg VIP

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    A cult that praises a chicken has come to save us


    How is this good news again?
     
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  4. Vanward

    Vanward All Around Creepy Guy; Cringy Comedian

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    Chickens will be burnt, all hail Saltism, cows!
     
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  5. Hiryu

    Hiryu not so lazy artist VIP

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    Nah, let's be catholics
     
  6. The One-eyed Guy

    The One-eyed Guy that guy VIP+

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    Uh... What is this, a guild?
     
  7. Cruuk

    Cruuk yopyop HERO

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    Who said chickens would run our country!? See! This is the problem America is facing. Chickens trying to gain right? Not in my America! #VoteFor @Donald Trump
     
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  8. cliffs

    cliffs I will take your Jack o' Lantern

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    Where can I start worshiping co- *cough* I mean great avian species!
     
  9. xkobyx

    xkobyx Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Shouldn't this be in the Guilds section?
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    You just said you want to be a Guild so yes it should be in the Guilds section
     
  10. Vanward

    Vanward All Around Creepy Guy; Cringy Comedian

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    *Chomp* Excuse me? *Chew* Wh-What was there?
     
  11. Corcustos

    Corcustos It's what it's. CHAMPION

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    But... this is obviously in Asia.
     
  12. Craic

    Craic Yeet

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    I pledge aviaegence to the cult of Avian.

    Cows are for salty insane people.
     
  13. Cruuk

    Cruuk yopyop HERO

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    Uhhhhhh......... Look! Free tacos on your left!
     
  14. ginjaninja42

    ginjaninja42 Distinguished Jack Master

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    NEVER FORGET
     
  15. Bio

    Bio Father of Class Builds Section VIP+

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  16. ginjaninja42

    ginjaninja42 Distinguished Jack Master

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    its good news cuz Clucky has come 2 save us
     
  17. ginjaninja42

    ginjaninja42 Distinguished Jack Master

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    Here at Rooster Island we don't burn our animals,we worship them as holy lords. Yay!
     
  18. Devourer

    Devourer Lava Warrior VIP+

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    I would follow your cult. Turns out, your lord in the basement seems to be a cockatrice.... which are my enemies. You. Will. BURNNNNN!!!!!
     
  19. yotamdin

    yotamdin Is actually a cute anime girl in real life VIP

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    That's Asia..
     
  20. kolleden

    kolleden Bop Bop VIP+

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    i find this thread to be the most confusing thing i've seen in a long time in this forums... we have a KFC guild that warships chickens... and its good news...
     
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