Nemracts Bar Menu

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Monthly Special: Roasted (slightly charred) Turkey!

Menu
Drinks
Nemracts Whiskey
Detlan Beer
Miller Lite (I'm in Wisconsin, so here it is)
Almuj Vodka
Alchoholic Shower (Blend of certain seasonal Drinks)
Non-Alcoholic
Milk
Lusuco Tea
Water
Lakewater (Jungle Melon juice, Herbal Extract.)
Seawater (water, Milk, fish oil)
Liquified Emerald - Another masterpiece by the creators of "Emerald", this is designed to look like real Liquified Emerald. Most people report it being delicious, while the minority shout "It's money!" What silly lies!
Juice of time: Made near the door of time, and form the apples at time valley and fruits of youth
Melon Juice
Apple Cider

Food
Nemract's Bar: Chocolate Made from Nemract's finest Cocoa
Da suFggVestor isN WhereI
Freezing sushi: Made from a fish in Neesak, the frozen fish!
Hot potato: Made in almuj. Of course it is hot!
Fish and chips of Ice and Fire: Frozen fish + hot potato chips = this
Dern's Cocoa: A chocolate bar made from the cocoa of Dern's jungle.
Salted Poop: It's salty.
Jumla's Powder: Harvested from creepers, ugh.
Cooked fish : A river in the dersert of almuj is sometimes so hot it cooks some fish...
Fried Orc Eyes
Dank Swammie - No one really knows how they got here to the province of Wynn. Rumors say they come from another universe.

Potassium - Wha? What even is that thing?! Disgusting!

Emerald - Looks an awful like an emerald, but the genius creators who mass produce this food claim that it is "Made to look similar and not actually a real Emerald"....hopefully

Emerald Block - Made by the geniuses behind the popular "Emerald" food, this is said to be designed like an Emerald block despite not being one, and is completely edible. It does feel and look a lot like a real Emerald block...

Wynnexavator meat: When Amadel died, ther was a great hunt for the "great" wynnexavators.
Fruit of youth: Grown near the fountain of youth
Cleansing water: Water so clean it cleans corruption!

Potato Bunch
Potato
Chunk of potato
Rare potato (I EB)
block of potato
Potato island potato
Liguified potato (who says You can't drink potato?)
Potato-gas
(who says You can't breathe potato?)
Plasmatic potato (someone has gone crazy...)
PotatOS (exelent with the gas!(portal refrence))
Meals:
PotatOS's suprise
Potato-gas, potatOS
Gavel Potatoes
Special Offer! The Potato Bunch: Pick Five items from the potato bunch, slap it together, and you can have two free drinks! (lasts until the season ends)
Meals
Ragni's Finest - Full course meal consisting of bread, milk, roast pig, and a side of two fried eggs.

Detlas's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Apple Pie, Apple Cider, Roast beef, and a side of Apple cake.

Nemract's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Seasoned Fried Squid, Nemract Whiskey, Vegetable stuffed Fried Fish, and a side of Ancient bone marrow

Selchar's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Seasoned Baked Fish, Seawater (A name for a Selchar drink where water and milk are mixed together with Fish Oil. Named such for because it smells like the sea), Fish stuffed Fried Fish (Fish inside of fish), and a side of Fried Squid tentacle

Almuj's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Watermelon, Water, Fried mashed insect (A popular delicacy despite being utterly disgusting), and a side of Ice cake (Cake made of ice)

Nesaak's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Frozen Fish Stick (Raw fish stuck inside an ice cube which has a stick for a handle), Lusuco Tea (A special blend of reenergizing and refilling tea), Snowy Roast Pork (Said to be made of synthetic snow...hopefully), and a side of Snow Cones

Troms's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Jungle Melon, Lake Water (Name for water mixed with Jungle Melon Juice and Herbal Extract. Named so because it tastes like a jungle lake...delicious, refreshing, and looks utterly disgusting), Baked a Chicken stuffed with vegetables, and a side of Pumpking Pie.

King's Speciality: A dish prepared by the grand chefs of Ragni themselves, served with two boiled eggs, from Katoa's Ranch, a side of salmon, caught in the waters of Selchar, and a Nemract's Whiskey.

Emerald Platter - A collection of the finest products of the "Emerald" food line. This includes several emeralds and Emerald Blocks designed in a beautiful formation, as well as several bottles of Liquified Emerald. When asked about how they mass produce this meal, the creators say "Ahahahahah...that is our secret....ah..."
Unknown: Is it a food? Is it a drink? Nobody knows. But everybody knows that it is good.

Seasonal
None Currently


The Future Category (Upcoming Events, Foods, Stuff)
Spring Time!
St Patricks Day!
Celebration for NO reason!

 

I'd like one Pumpkin Juice please...
I really do not care if it is there or not ._.

 

I want to buy all dem pumpkin beers.

 

Alright. Lemme add my suggestions.

Food

Dank Swammie - No one really knows how they got here to the province of Wynn. Rumors say they come from another universe.

Potassium - Wha? What even is that thing?! Disgusting!

Ragni's Finest - Full course meal consisting of bread, milk, roast pig, and a side of two fried eggs.

Detlas's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Apple Pie, Apple Cider, Roast beef, and a side of Apple cake.

Nemract's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Seasoned Fried Squid, Nemract Whiskey, Vegetable stuffed Fried Fish, and a side of Ancient bone marrow

Selchar's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Seasoned Baked Fish, Seawater (A name for a Selchar drink where water and milk are mixed together with Fish Oil. Named such for because it smells like the sea), Fish stuffed Fried Fish (Fish inside of fish), and a side of Fried Squid tentacle

Almuj's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Watermelon, Water, Fried mashed insect (A popular delicacy despite being utterly disgusting), and a side of Ice cake (Cake made of ice)

Nesaak's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Frozen Fish Stick (Raw fish stuck inside an ice cube which has a stick for a handle), Lusuco Tea (A special blend of reenergizing and refilling tea), Snowy Roast Pork (Said to be made of synthetic snow...hopefully), and a side of Snow Cones

Troms's Finest - Full course meal consisting of Jungle Melon, Lake Water (Name for water mixed with Jungle Melon Juice and Herbal Extract. Named so because it tastes like a jungle lake...delicious, refreshing, and looks utterly disgusting), Baked a Chicken stuffed with vegetables, and a side of Pumpking Pie.

Emerald - Looks an awful like an emerald, but the genius creators who mass produce this food claim that it is "Made to look similar and not actually a real Emerald"....hopefully

 

Thanks! I didn't expect this much but this is great, thanks!

 

ok.. and I added pumpkin juice

 

Unknown
Is it a food? Is it a drink? Nobody knows. But everybody knows that it is good.
Wynnexavator meat
When Amadel died, ther was a great hunt for the "great" wynnexavators.
Cleansing water
Water so clean it cleans corruption!
Fruit of yourth
Grown near the fountain of yuorth
Juice of time
Made near the door of time, and form the apples at time valley and fruits of yourth
Also i'd order ragni's finest.

 

thanks! I see your back!

 

I'd order Lusuco tea to go with my monocle and accent please. Also, here are some mighty fine suggestions, I say!

Food

Emerald Block - Made by the geniuses behind the popular "Emerald" food, this is said to be designed like an Emerald block despite not being one, and is completely edible. It does feel and look a lot like a real Emerald block...

Drink

Liquified Emerald - Another masterpiece by the creators of "Emerald", this is designed to look like real Liquified Emerald. Most people report it being delicious, while the minority shout "It's money!" What silly lies!

Meal

Emerald Platter - A collection of the finest products of the "Emerald" food line. This includes several emeralds and Emerald Blocks designed in a beautiful formation, as well as several bottles of Liquified Emerald. When asked about how they mass produce this meal, the creators say "Ahahahahah...that is our secret....ah..."

 

Thank you!

 

Food
Nemract's Bar: A chocolate bar produced in Nemract.

 

King's Speciality: A dish prepared by the grand chefs of Ragni themselves, served with two boiled eggs, from Katoa's Ranch, a side of salmon, caught in the waters of Selchar, and a Nemract's Whiskey.

Dern's Cocoa: A chocolate bar made from the cocoa of Dern's jungle.

Salted Poop: It's salty.

Jumla's Powder: Harvested from creepers, ugh.

 

The suggestor is back!
Potato
Chunk of potato
Rare potato (I EB)
block of potato
Potato island potato
Liguified potato (who says You can't drink potato?)
Potato-gas
(who says You can't breathe potato?)
Plasmatic potato (someone has gone crazy...)
PotatOS (exelent with the gas!(portal refrence))
Meals:
PotatOS's suprise
Potato-gas, potatOS
Umm... Am i crazy?

 

nice, I have to get to the computer to do this but soon enough it will be there

 

Da suFggVestor isN WhereI
(or i a m crazy)

Freezing sushi
Made from a fish in Neesak, the frozen fish!

Hot potato
Made in almuj. Of course it is hot!

The fish and chips of ice and fire
Frozen fish + hot potato chips = this

Cooked fish
A river in the dersert of almuj is sometimes so hot it cooks some fish...

 

Aye, I'm back :D

-----Illegal-----

•Frozen nesaak villager (don't worry his wife is dead too)
•Ragni's King - Killed by a highly trained mercenary.
-----Legal-----
•Seared ocelot salad - the finest ocelots from the desert of Almuj.

 

This should be a real menu in a real restaurant.
I'm not joking, it really should be.
Because it's wacked up.

 

Small tomatoes. Add them. Now. O_O

 

Could kill some1 for fish and chips :)

 

thanks! I haven't been on much for some reason my computer's internet connection wasn't working do