What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Minecraft Servers? Reborn Edition Version Beta 2.6

Literally the same thing as @Eduard0 's thread (or @Beefandleather in this case), except this is for Minecraft servers in general, not Wynncraft.

Again, if you take a picture, make sure to hide the IP address, or any links that lead to that server's website, we don't want any complications here....

Also, I recommend you post the picture of what happened, I'm not calling you a liar if you just copy/paste the chat, I'm just encouraging to use sites like Imgur to post your pictures or something...

Lets start off with a bang!

"retarts"

 

-------------------------A "Normal" Day on MinePlex...-------------------------
I was playing "Dragons" Minigame, when...
Me: *got punched by a dragon*
Person: hax0r!
Me: No i got punched by a dragon
-------------------------When the minigame ended...-------------------------
Person: hax0r...
Me: I said i got punched by a dragon...
Me: *quit cuz i dont wanna stay with him*

 

Factions server:
Random_guy: whats a faction?
Random_guy2: I report for team!!

Wynncraft:
Random_guy3: Can you give me someenvhsnting bottles so I can be lvl 68 like u?

 

I used my phone so RIP quality

 

This is probably the most ridiculous thing I've seen

 

Ah, skywars.

Home of salt.

 

I don't have the picture, but on Hypixel Warlords....
Your chain heal criticaly healed ( ) for 1 health!

 

These two books:

Spoiler: This book was made by some kid who was trying to get out of a ban

"poem"

Spoiler: We found this book in a stone brick cube called 'catsle' made by the same player

"story"

 

"How do shot web"

 

*kills a guy in Hypixel Skywars with a Sharp II diamond sword*

Guy: HAXS
Me: It's skill...
Guy: WELL TOO BAD, I GOT A RECORDING (did not)
Me Irl: Tch, Idiot

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I actually want to smash the heads of the people who keep on saying weird stuff about us pros here xD
because I find it very offensive

 

"Go to lobby 1 owner is there"! No one left. When I asked the girl who said that why she did, she told me "Wi1bur I told you that so you would go. I don't like you!"
I literally killed this kid once in the last three games (I was playing Mixed Arcade on the mein plox). I wasn't targeting her or anything, I just killed her when she played infiltrator and tried to get into my fort in Turf Wars. She kept up a running argument through the next six or so games, until literally everyone on the Mixed Arcade server turned against her. She made a last-ditch attempt at hackusating me, and when that utterly failed, she just left, saying that she was going to go study for a big test because she was the smartest of us all.

 

Sponge...

... Why WHY?!?!?!?!?!?

 

"Hi im from planetminecraft, can i have op" -Guy on Cubecraft
"GO TO SERVER [BLAHBLAHBLAH] DOING A GIVEAWAY 1000 EURO" -Guy from Hypixel
"Does anyone know where Detlas is?' -Me
"==> ZENPVLP . <== JOIN!!! FREE OP!!!" -Some hacker or something on Cubecraft

Spoiler: Sigh...

 

I think it's a good time to revive this thread.

 

My signature

 

"Hero Bine"
"Noch"
"pottin"
"falled"

I cringe when I look at that book, that kid does not know how to spell.

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I bet that big test was probably to see if she knew how to properly use a toilet. I'm pretty sure she might have failed on that one.

 

Most random server I joined:
Luminati: Welcome!
Me: hello, just came by this server and thought I'd see how bad it is
Luminati: oh... well do you have skype?
Me: I'm not here to chat
Luminati: ok

Luminati then bans me for "Am not here to chat"

Corrupt 8 year old admin. º-º

 

"Hacker" sums up about 90% of the posts here, I like it

 

"This guy uses hacks, he can fly."

I was on a Creative server...

 

Someone said "your a women?" to me.