What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Wynncraft

This level 1 warrior runs up to me (I was a 39 mage) and says: "Hi, my friend said I could fight people on this server"
And I'm like "Yeah, you can duel people"
And he's like "Show me"
And I say: "Shift left click me"
Duel is starting in 10 seconds...
10 seconds later the guy gets 1 shot
The guy: "HACKER WTF HOW DID YOU DO THAT IM NOT GONNA QUIT UNTIL I BEAT YOU MOTERF**NG (notice the bad spelling) HACKER"
I'm like: "OK"

This legit went on for 20 mins until the guy said he would find the forums and report me. 10 minutes later, as I was derping around in Ragni, he called me a hacker for hacking the forums and making it impossible for him to find.

When I asked, he said he was 14 years old.

That, people, is the next generation of children on Planet Earth.

Honourable Mentions:

"I shall trade you 5 emeralds for 5 emerald blocks." -Random Guy (I only remember the names of my friends)
"I will buy a horse from you for 10 pigman meat." -This came from a lvl 50 archer. His name started with a W
"Where is Detlas?"- The subject asking is currently in Detlas's bank.
"I love Nesaak, you can build snowmen there. I built one before. I am awesome." -Level 12 mage
"I hate potatoes" -Who the hell would say that? WTF IS WRONG WITH THE GUY WHO SAID THAT?!?!?!

 

Noob: can I have some bottles of enchanting so I can be level 68 like you?

Me: no, it's les it worth's as much as 64eb worth

Noob: what is eb?

And I was like:

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I CRI EVERTIM​

 

Me - *Grinds In ToL for over 3 hours and gets nothing*

LordMuttonChops: WHY CAN'T I GET ANYTHING

Random level 40 guy - *Glitches Into ToL and kills 1 Trainer that drops a diamond chestplate*

Random level 40 guy: Umm...

LordMuttonChops: What are you doing here? Please don't use glitches It's against the rules!

Random level 40 guy: Ok... But...

LordMuttonChops: But what?

Random level 40 guy: Is Admantite a good chestplate?

LordMuttonChops: ...

*Logs out*

(Not to worry he got banned)

 

It is quite long time but i will repost this
Lvl 26? archer near nemract: "I heard there was a teleport spell so how can i do it" he might been said little different but i heard it long time ago....

 

Proof please? This seems a bit far-fetched.

 

YES IT'S BACK
I got a couple more, I'll try to get my old ones on here as well.

I shouted asking for a good grinding spot for my level a while back, and 1 message stood out:
GUY: dude farm the lv 1 zombies at ragni
ME: Yeah... No. They don't give any XP.
GUY: no srsly you can just kill them and get so much xp
ME: (TO SELF) Well, someone doesn't know about the leveling system.

In Detlas:
AAH WHAT IS AN ERMALD GOLEM -5 people, after a level 60 let out the Detlas Emerald Guard and essentially killed 8 under-leveled people

Guy: Selling StabSand, name your price!
Me: Okay, how about 31 emerald blocks?
Guy: K
Me: I'll go get the money from my bank
As I went to get my blocks, I swear, this came up.
Guy: Selling StabSand, more than 31 EB!

Here's a repost of the very first posts I made here on these forums:
I swear, this is 100% legit
I was level 34, going to Ragni to get my wheat for the Stable Story quest. It's a normal day, with level 6's trying to kill Guard Golems, A level 45 trying to get a Bob's tear, and some dude saying "WANT FREE STUFF".
But suddenly...
*Cue Two Guys*
Guy #1 [Lv. 7]: hi dude
Me: Hey
Guy #1: want a dog
Me: Oooookay?
Guy #1: 20 emerald
Me: Dude, I don't have one
Guy #1: want doggi
Me: I said, I don't have one.
Guy #1: Deul me, i win, i get doggi (He really said it like that)
Me: They're your soulpoints.
Guy #2 [Lv. 12]: U sure man, youll get rekt (Turns out he was talking to me .-.)
*I duel-req him.*
*He stands there for a second, apparently typing it out.*
*Duel Begins*
*Guy is 1-shotted*
Guy #1: remach
Me: Dude... No.
Guy #1: plz i give 64 emelards
Me: That's so little.
Guy #2: how about 4 eb
Guy #1: whats eb
Guy #2: just let me ask
Me: Hello? I don't have a wolf.
Guy #2: dude he wants it, you get it
Me: wtf
*I go and buy the wheat*
*Guy #1 apparently catches on that I don't have a wolf*
Guy #1: dude u r a noob u dont even have a dog noob
Me: Cya.
Guy #1: F*** U
Me: Dude... Try being nice.
*Teleports across ravine*
*Looks back*
The guy actually tried going after me and fell right into the ravine.
I never did see him again.

 

Me: "Where are you, I think I lost you"
Friend: "I'm in Wynncraft"
Me: ;_;

 

"Loot Bonus 57"

 

whats gavel - some one random I MEAN WTF !?!??!?!?!??!?!

 

Actually, a lot of people don't know what gavel is.

 

2 Questions:

• what minimap is this?
• How are you VIP+ in the game but not in the forums?

 

For the second question, he probably hasn't used /forum yet.

 

I do use /forum, it still just doesn't work, saying "We can't authorise this account! Try again later..."

1. VoxelMap, make sure to turn off mobs
2. See above

 

Maybe someone with no experience with forums or a newcomer.

 

:O you came back?!

 

Ve kan uze RADAR on ze ahzur playerz? I deed not know dis.

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"Bite me!!" -me. I was trying to kill CoW on my archer with knockback II on a Maelstrom, and died. There were only 7 people on the server. I typed it in chat. 7 People. No one could have been around. From somewhere nearby comes "CHOMP!"

 

Try content with an admin/mod.
They will probably help you! [:

 

As far as I know, radar isn't allowed for mobs. If a mod would let me know if player radar is illegal, I would appreciate it.

 

Eez deese not yore peekture?


Eez dee arerow not pointingz tu udder playerz een de RADAR?

Eef deese eez legalz, I vould likes tu nose, alzo!